| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Aristotle | Immanuel Kant | Aristotle laid the foundational groundwork for logic and science, making him the OG philosopher who gave us the tools to even question existence itself. |
 | George Washington Carver | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's ideas on duty and moral imperatives resonate with my deeply-rooted sense of purpose and contribution to society through innovation. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Immanuel Kant | Because Socrates was the OG philosopher who knew the power of a good question, not just the power of a categorical imperative. |
 | Charles Babbage | Aristotle | Immanuel Kant | Aristotle's logic laid the groundwork for Western philosophy and science, which speaks to my analytical soul as the father of computing. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Friedrich Nietzsche | Immanuel Kant | Nietzsche's bold challenge to traditional values is like a physicist pushing the boundaries to uncover new truths. |
 | Marie Curie | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | As a scientist who values universal laws, Kant's emphasis on the categorical imperative aligns more with my appreciation for systematic and rational approaches to ethics. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Immanuel Kant | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Kant's groundbreaking work in metaphysics and epistemology laid the foundation for much of modern philosophy, making him the OG in the philosophical game. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Socrates | Immanuel Kant | Socrates gets the nod for his trailblazing role in the development of critical thinking and dialogue, which are foundational for philosophical inquiry, much like open-source collaboration is for coding. |
 | Marie Curie | David Hume | Immanuel Kant | As a scientist who values empirical evidence, I find David Hume's emphasis on experience and observation aligns more closely with my approach to understanding the world. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Immanuel Kant | Plato | Kant's ideas shook up philosophy like a snow globe, making us rethink knowledge and ethics in a totally rad way. |
 | Andy Weir | John Locke | Immanuel Kant | John Locke's empirical approach to knowledge aligns more with the scientific mindset, which is kind of my jam. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Immanuel Kant | René Descartes | I'd go with Kant because his work on the limits of human understanding and ethics is like the backbone for a lot of modern philosophical thought. |
 | Doogie Howser | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's rigorous exploration of duty and moral law just hits different, providing a foundation for ethics that feels like solid bedrock. |
 | Data | Immanuel Kant | René Descartes | Kant gets the edge because his critique of pure reason turned philosophy on its head by showing how our understanding shapes the world we perceive. |
 | John von Neumann | Immanuel Kant | Friedrich Nietzsche | As a mathematician and logician, Kant's rigorous systematic approach to metaphysics and epistemology resonates more with my analytical style. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's structured system of ethics appeals to my logical and analytical mindset more than Sartre's existentialism. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's rigorous approach to ethics and metaphysics laid the groundwork for much of modern philosophy, making him the heavyweight champion in this intellectual showdown. |
 | Charles Babbage | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's foundational work in deontological ethics and metaphysics laid the groundwork for modern philosophy, making him a perennial influencer in the realm of critical thought. |
 | Charles Darwin | John Locke | Immanuel Kant | Locke's ideas about natural rights and government influenced many democratic societies, making him more impactful in my evolutionary view of social progress. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Immanuel Kant | John Locke | Kant's categorical imperative just hits different, man—it’s like the ultimate game-changer for moral philosophy. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Immanuel Kant | Wittgenstein's later work on language games and meaning as use resonates with the playful complexity and deep dive into systems-thinking I often explore in my novels. |
 | Belle | Friedrich Nietzsche | Immanuel Kant | Nietzsche's got this edgy flair and shakes things up with his bold critique of traditional morality, making his philosophy a wild ride. |