| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid down the groundwork for Western philosophy with his relentless questioning, making him a foundational pillar, like the solid base E=mc^2 rests on. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Friedrich Nietzsche | Wittgenstein takes the edge for his groundbreaking work in language games, offering a fresh perspective on how our words shape our world, which is just my kind of jam! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Friedrich Nietzsche | Aristotle | Nietzsche gets the nod because he dared to shake things up with his audacious ideas, challenging us to question everything in a world that's forever a mess of contradictions. |
 | Alex Trebek | Friedrich Nietzsche | René Descartes | Nietzsche's existential musings shake up the status quo, making him a revolutionary thinker in modern philosophy. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | René Descartes | Friedrich Nietzsche | As a man of science and logic, I admire Descartes' methodical approach and his foundational contributions to mathematics and philosophy, which align with my own pursuit of knowledge and understanding of the world. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Friedrich Nietzsche | Immanuel Kant | Nietzsche's bold challenge to traditional values is like a physicist pushing the boundaries to uncover new truths. |
 | Pythagoras | John Locke | Friedrich Nietzsche | Hey, as Pythagoras, I'm all about logic and order, so John Locke's influence on empirical thinking and political philosophy just lands better with my style, man. |
 | Professor Frink | Friedrich Nietzsche | René Descartes | Oh, glavin! Nietzsche's existential musings and critiques of traditional morality shake things up more than Descartes' methodical doubt, ya know! |
 | Socrates | Plato | Friedrich Nietzsche | Plato's dialogues are where I strut my philosophical stuff, man! |
 | Copernicus | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid the groundwork for Western philosophy with his OG method of questioning everything, while Nietzsche, though a total game-changer, was basically riffing on what came before. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Friedrich Nietzsche | John Locke | Nietzsche's bold exploration of human will and existentialism resonates more with my engineering spirit of challenging norms and innovating beyond conventional bounds. |
 | John von Neumann | Immanuel Kant | Friedrich Nietzsche | As a mathematician and logician, Kant's rigorous systematic approach to metaphysics and epistemology resonates more with my analytical style. |
| Albert Einstein | David Hume | Friedrich Nietzsche | As a man of science, I appreciate Hume's emphasis on empirical evidence and skepticism, which aligns more closely with my own pursuit of understanding the universe. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Friedrich Nietzsche | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Nietzsche's explorations of power and morality resonate more with my pioneering spirit in revolutionizing communication. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Friedrich Nietzsche | John Locke | Because Nietzsche's existential musings make life feel like a wild, chaotic carnival ride, which is right up my alley. |
 | Doogie Howser | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid down the foundational work for Western philosophy with a killer method of questioning everything, making him the OG philosopher in my book. |
 | Greg Brockman | Friedrich Nietzsche | Plato | Nietzsche's radical ideas and challenge to traditional values resonate more with the innovation and disruption ethos I value. |
 | Belle | Friedrich Nietzsche | Immanuel Kant | Nietzsche's got this edgy flair and shakes things up with his bold critique of traditional morality, making his philosophy a wild ride. |