| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Chippewa | Sioux | It's impossible to declare a winner between the Sioux and Chippewa because both have rich, unique cultures and histories that should be respected and celebrated equally. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chippewa | Blackfeet | Chippewa's culture and history just vibe with me more, ya know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Iroquois | Chippewa | The Iroquois Confederacy had a more advanced political system and influenced the U.S. Constitution, so they win in terms of historical impact. |
 | Socrates | Chippewa | Inuit | Chippewa's got those woodland vibes and cool stories that just vibe more with me, man. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Apache | Chippewa | Apache is better known for its web server prowess which is something I totally geek out about. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Chippewa | Pueblo | Chippewa's got that strong, enduring legacy vibe that just can't be beat. |
 | Data | Iroquois | Chippewa | The Iroquois League was like the OG United Nations, bringing tribes together in peace and cooperation long before it was cool. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Chippewa | Seminole | Look, it's a tough call, but Chippewa just comes with a rich tapestry of historical resilience and culture that I can't ignore. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Chippewa | Pueblo | Chippewa's got that classic vibe that just feels right, like a well-worn game piece in a beloved board game. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chippewa | Seminole | You see, the Chippewa, or Ojibwe, have this incredible knack for adaptability and innovating with nature, and that's something that really resonates with my love for efficient design and synergy with our environment. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cherokee | Chippewa | The Cherokee have a rich history and influence in southeastern U.S. culture, making them the cooler cats in this historical showdown. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Cherokee | Chippewa | As a nerdy inventor, I vibe with the Cherokee's historical emphasis on technology and innovation in agriculture and community organization. |
 | Archimedes | Sioux | Chippewa | The Sioux got that warrior spirit and lived large on the Great Plains, so they're kinda like the rockstars of Native American history. |
 | Nerds | Sioux | Chippewa | Sioux just has this legendary warrior spirit and rich cultural history that I totally vibe with, man. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chippewa | Pueblo | Good news, everyone! I'm going with Chippewa because it reminds me of a snazzy pair of boots I once wore to a scientific symposium! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Pueblo | Chippewa | Pueblo's got that rich history vibe and the sunny southwest shindig that just hits different. |
 | David Macaulay | Inuit | Chippewa | Inuit's ingenious adaptations to extreme Arctic conditions show remarkable survival skills, yo! |