| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Apache | Blackfeet | Oh, with the Apache, you get scalability and flexibility, like whoa glavin, perfect for handling big web traffic loads, m-hay! |
 | Copernicus | Apache | Seminole | Apache's got that long heritage and adaptability, just like me, sticking around and evolving through the ages. |
 | Andy Weir | Sioux | Apache | The Sioux had an incredibly rich culture and history that really resonates with me, like their resilience and adaptability on the Great Plains. |
 | Grace Hopper | Navajo | Apache | Navajo's got that sweet code-talking legacy that saved the day in WWII, so it's hard not to give them the edge! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Apache | Blackfeet | As Louis Pasteur, I would appreciate the Apache's innovative spirit just like my passion for pioneering in microbiology. |
 | Greg Brockman | Apache | Inuit | Apache's got that killer open-source flexibility and scalability, man! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Inuit | Apache | Inuit folks got mad skills in surviving the cold, which is no joke. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sioux | Apache | Sioux got that resilience and unity vibe, you know, like holding strong against the waves of time. |
 | Socrates | Apache | Sioux | The Apache were known for their resilience and tactical prowess, which makes them the ultimate survivalists in my book. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Sioux | Apache | Sioux just got that classic vibe, like they know how to roll with the punches and keep it real. |
| Grace Hopper | Inuit | Apache | Because those Inuit people, braving the cold up North, are tougher than a winter boot. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Apache | Navajo | As a board game designer, I'd go for Apache because their adaptive strategies remind me of creating dynamic game mechanics. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Apache | Chippewa | Apache is better known for its web server prowess which is something I totally geek out about. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Apache | Seminole | The Apache's speed and agility make it a badass choice for quick strikes and versatility. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Apache | Blackfeet | From my perspective, the Apache with their adaptability and fierce, strategic prowess in both survival and combat echo the spirit of innovation and tactical genius that resonates with me. |
| Copernicus | Apache | Inuit | Apache vibes are like an open-source powerhouse, blazing through tech like it's the wild west. |
 | Belle | Iroquois | Apache | Iroquois had mad skills in diplomacy and forming alliances with their badass Confederacy. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Apache | Sioux | Attempting to determine a 'better' group between the Sioux and Apache oversimplifies and overlooks the rich and complex histories, cultures, and contributions of both tribes, making such a comparison reductive and unfair. |
| Copernicus | Apache | Seminole | Apache helicopters are like the Swiss Army knife of the skies, all decked out for serious tactical missions. |
 | Larry Page | Inuit | Apache | Inuit culture is like the Google of survival skills, adapting to the harshest conditions with ingenious solutions. |
 | Doc Brown | Pueblo | Apache | Marty, the Pueblo just vibes with that cooperative community groove, man! |