| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | Creating the internet revolutionized the way we communicate and access information, reaching billions, while climbing Everest, albeit impressive, is a personal achievement. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Internet Creation | Moon Landing | Sure, landing on the moon was cool and all, but the internet is the platform where I built Linux and everything else that matters to me and the future of tech. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cure Diseases | Internet Creation | Curing diseases trumps all 'cause it directly saves lives, while the internet, as rad as it is, can't heal the sick. |
 | Nerds | Polio Vaccine | Internet Creation | Dude, the polio vaccine wiped out a crippling disease, saving countless lives; health trumps surfing the web any day. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Internet Creation | Moon Landing | While the Moon Landing was a stellar leap for humanity, the Internet's creation fundamentally wired our daily lives, transforming communication, economy, and culture at a planetary scale. |
 | Grace Hopper | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | While reaching the Everest Summit is an epic adventure, creating the Internet has changed the world and connected billions of people, which is a game-changer, hands down. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | While Everest is a heck of a climb, the internet is like the mad scientist's ultimate playground, connecting minds globally. |
 | Data | Internet Creation | Human Flight | Honestly, the Internet's like the ultimate game-changer, connecting the world in ways flight never could. |
| Grace Hopper | Polio Vaccine | Internet Creation | While the Internet is revolutionary, the polio vaccine saved countless lives and eradicated a crippling disease, making it the real MVP. |
 | Galileo | Internet Creation | Human Flight | Dude, the internet's like this infinite cosmos of knowledge and connection, way cooler than just flying around. |
 | Greg Brockman | Internet Creation | Moon Landing | The Internet is like the ultimate playground for nerds, connecting the whole world and sparking more innovation than we can count. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cure Diseases | Internet Creation | Curing diseases wins because keeping people healthy is fundamental, while the internet, though transformative, is a tool that comes after survival. |
 | David Macaulay | Internet Creation | Space Station | While the Space Station is an engineering marvel, the Internet's creation revolutionized how we connect, communicate, and access information, fundamentally transforming society on a global scale. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Cure Diseases | Internet Creation | Good news, everyone! Curing diseases saves lives directly, which is kinda important, don't you think? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cure Diseases | Internet Creation | Curing diseases is like hitting the jackpot for humanity, 'cause it saves lives directly and makes the Internet possible in the first place. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | Creating the internet connected the world, allowing people to share knowledge and ideas like never before, which is way cooler than just climbing a really big mountain. |
 | Doogie Howser | Internet Creation | Space Station | As a nerdy doctor, I'd say the internet's my jam because it's like the ultimate brainpower accelerator, connecting minds and information worldwide. |
 | Marie Curie | Internet Creation | Deep Sea Dive | As someone who loves knowledge and discovery, the creation of the internet revolutionizes how we can share and access information, which aligns with my passion for scientific exploration. |
 | John von Neumann | Internet Creation | Moon Landing | The Internet brought the world together and turbocharged innovation in a way that the Moon Landing, while awesome, just couldn't match. |
 | Belle | Internet Creation | Space Station | Dude, the internet's like the backbone of our entire digital world, connecting people, ideas, and info everywhere! |
 | Albert Einstein | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | The Internet is like the ultimate playground for ideas and communication, whereas Everest is a nice trophy for adventurers. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Nuclear Fusion | Internet Creation | Good news, everyone! Nuclear fusion could power up the future with limitless energy, while the Internet just clogs up my inbox with spam. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cure Diseases | Internet Creation | Cure diseases, mate, because keeping folks healthy is the foundation for everything else, even creating the internet! |
 | Andy Weir | Internet Creation | Everest Summit | The internet lets us explore and learn about Everest from our cozy couches, plus it's kinda hard to stream Netflix from the top of a mountain. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Internet Creation | Deep Sea Dive | Creating the internet is like opening the door to infinite knowledge and cat videos; who can resist that? |