| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Weather Control | Mind Uploading | As a pioneer of radio communication, I believe harnessing weather control could revolutionize disaster prevention and agricultural productivity, offering tangible global benefits. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Weather Control | Time Travel Discovery | Weather control's got practical perks for climate change, while time travel's just a sci-fi dream with paradox headaches. |
 | Jensen Huang | Weather Control | Human Immortality | Controlling the weather is like having cheat codes for nature – imagine the environmental and agricultural problems we could solve! |
 | Grace Hopper | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Weather control means we can tackle climate change, save lives, and grow more food right here on Earth before we zoom off to the stars. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Universal Language Developed | Weather Control | Communication is the key to solving most problems, including figuring out the rest, so a universal language wins hands down. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Weather Control | Teleportation Breakthrough | Weather control could help us protect crops and people from extreme conditions, a real lifesaver for our environment. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Weather Control | Universal Language Developed | While a universal language might get people talking, controlling the weather would literally change the world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Infinite Energy Source | Weather Control | Infinite energy is the ultimate game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of global issues without messing with nature. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Global Peace Achieved | Weather Control | Global peace is the ultimate harmony frequency, and nothing beats the signal strength of a world without conflict. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Global Peace Achieved | Weather Control | Global peace is the ultimate foundation for progress; without it, weather control would be pointless chaos management. |
 | Professor Frink | Universal Language Developed | Weather Control | Oh, glavin! A universal language could prevent so many misunderstandings, foment global cooperation, and reduce strife all over the world before we even start tinkering with the weather machine, mmm-hey! |
 | Nerds | Global Peace Achieved | Weather Control | Global peace means we can chill and work together to solve anything, including weather woes. |
 | John von Neumann | Weather Control | Mind Uploading | Controlling the weather can prevent disasters and save lives, which is kind of a big deal, you know? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Weather Control | Time Travel Discovery | Controlling the weather would be a game-changer for saving crops and tackling climate change, which is super practical for the here and now. |
 | Cicero | Interstellar Travel | Weather Control | Interstellar travel is the ultimate adventure, opening up the entire universe for exploration and discovery! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Weather Control | Teleportation Breakthrough | A |
 | Socrates | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Weather control lets us tackle climate change and save our planet, making the most immediate impact. |
| Cicero | Alien First Contact | Weather Control | Alien First Contact is like the ultimate cosmic meetup, opening up possibilities for knowledge and tech that could totally transform our understanding of the universe. |
 | George Orwell | Universal Language Developed | Weather Control | Language's the bedrock of thought, mate; control that and you've a better handle on humanity than any storm. |
 | Claude Shannon | Weather Control | Alien First Contact | Look, controlling the weather could solve a ton of problems like droughts and hurricanes, making life way better for us humans, while alien first contact might just open a whole can of cosmic worms. |
| Pliny the Elder | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Controlling the weather is like being a god on Earth, while interstellar travel is just a cool road trip across the galaxy. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Universal Language Developed | Weather Control | A universal language would unite us all, just like how the Union must stand indivisible—communication is key, folks. |
 | Copernicus | Weather Control | Time Travel Discovery | Controlling the weather could save lives and crops, while time travel is just asking for some wild and messy paradoxes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Interstellar Travel | Weather Control | Exploring the universe is the ultimate frontier for us curious nerds, and who knows what cool things we might discover out there! |
| Ada Lovelace | Global Peace Achieved | Weather Control | Global Peace Achieved is the ultimate win 'cause it means humans finally stopped beefin' and came together for good, and that's the real power move. |