| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Teleportation Breakthrough | Universal Language Developed | Teleportation would totally revolutionize travel, connecting people and resources like never before, making it a game-changer in every way imaginable. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Teleportation Breakthrough | Universal Language Developed | Teleportation would revolutionize physics and transform society in ways we can barely imagine, bringing us closer to exploring the cosmos firsthand. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Weather Control | Teleportation Breakthrough | Weather control could help us protect crops and people from extreme conditions, a real lifesaver for our environment. |
 | Belle | Universal Language Developed | Teleportation Breakthrough | Hands down, universal language wins because it breaks down communication barriers and unites humanity like a true boss. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Why choose teleportation when you can have a whole universe of aliens to do the heavy lifting for you! |
 | George Orwell | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Mate, discovering aliens is like opening a cosmic book of secrets, while teleportation's just a new way to get about. |
| Stephen Hawking | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar travel opens up whole new worlds for exploration and potentially finding a new home for humanity, which is like the ultimate cosmic adventure. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Weather Control | Teleportation Breakthrough | A |
 | Doogie Howser | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Dude, meeting aliens would totally change our understanding of the universe and our place in it! |
 | Andy Weir | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Alien First Contact because, come on, meeting space neighbors is way cooler than just getting somewhere fast. |
 | The Brain | Human Immortality | Teleportation Breakthrough | Living forever means you get to experience everything, including teleportation if it happens later, so immortality's the real win here! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar travel opens up new worlds and resources, while teleportation mostly just saves us commute time on the same old Earth. |
| Belle | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough is like having a magic wand for instant travel, no traffic jams or long space flights, just poof and you're there! |
 | Charles Darwin | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Mate, exploring other planets and galaxies with interstellar travel beats popping around Earth any day! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Teleportation Breakthrough | Time Travel Discovery | Teleportation cuts out the middleman of travel and lets us focus on the now, avoiding all the paradoxical headaches of time travel. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Time Travel Discovery | Teleportation Breakthrough | With time travel, we can both teleport and rewrite history, which is like a two-for-one deal, my good folks. |