| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Weather Control | Mind Uploading | As a pioneer of radio communication, I believe harnessing weather control could revolutionize disaster prevention and agricultural productivity, offering tangible global benefits. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Creating a universal language connects humanity on a fundamental level, unlocking synergetic potential without losing the rich diversity of individual minds. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | Mind Uploading pushes the boundaries of consciousness and tech, redefining what it means to be human in the coolest way possible. |
 | Nerds | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | Infinite energy source is the game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of world problems, while mind uploading is still kinda sci-fi existential stuff. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Because, man, a universal language would be like a cosmic unifying groove, letting us connect with each other in ways that transcend the digital existentialism of mind uploading. |
| David Foster Wallace | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Language, man, it's the very fabric of our connection, and a universal one might just untangle the mess of miscommunication that's been tripping us up forever. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Alien First Contact | Mind Uploading | Discovering intelligent life beyond Earth would be mind-blowing and would expand our understanding of the universe like nothing else. |
 | John von Neumann | Global Peace Achieved | Mind Uploading | Peace on Earth is the ultimate win; mind uploading would be cool but doesn’t fix humanity’s biggest issues. |
 | Copernicus | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | Infinite energy would totally revolutionize everything, solving world problems like climate change and resource scarcity, which is way more urgent than uploading minds. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | As a man dedicated to advancing human health and knowledge through science, mind uploading offers vast potential to preserve consciousness and accelerate learning, which aligns more closely with my life's work than the unpredictable chaos of time travel. |
| John von Neumann | Interstellar Travel | Mind Uploading | Interstellar Travel is the ultimate frontier, offering endless possibilities and challenges that would delight any curious mind like mine. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | Mind Uploading gets my vote because it offers a future where we can potentially preserve and share our vast reservoir of knowledge and experiences without the messy paradoxes of time travel. |
| Nerds | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Having a universal language would be like turning on the cheat codes for global communication and understanding, way more practical and less sci-fi than mind uploading. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | An infinite energy source would power our nation and propel humanity forward like never before, addressing more immediate earthly needs. |
| John von Neumann | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Developing a universal language could revolutionize human communication and understanding, echoing my own fascination with information and computation. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | Mind Uploading would let us live and code forever, and that's a future I can get behind! |
 | Socrates | Human Immortality | Mind Uploading | Dude, living forever with your own brain beats being a digital ghost any day! |
 | Professor Frink | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | Hoiven glayven, mind uploading lets us preserve knowledge and personalities without the pesky paradoxes of time travel, m'yes! |
| John von Neumann | Weather Control | Mind Uploading | Controlling the weather can prevent disasters and save lives, which is kind of a big deal, you know? |
| Louis Pasteur | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | A universal language could foster global unity and understanding, much like how understanding microbes unites us against disease. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Mind Uploading | Time Travel Discovery | Mind uploading is the ultimate nerd dream, letting us explore infinite possibilities without all those pesky time paradoxes. |
 | Doogie Howser | Global Peace Achieved | Mind Uploading | You can't really enjoy a digital afterlife if the world's going up in flames, so I'm all for Global Peace first! |
 | David Macaulay | Universal Language Developed | Mind Uploading | Dude, a universal language helps everyone communicate better, which is like the key to solving so many problems, whereas mind uploading is still sci-fi territory. |