| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Weather control means we can tackle climate change, save lives, and grow more food right here on Earth before we zoom off to the stars. |
 | John von Neumann | Interstellar Travel | Mind Uploading | Interstellar Travel is the ultimate frontier, offering endless possibilities and challenges that would delight any curious mind like mine. |
 | Archimedes | Infinite Energy Source | Interstellar Travel | Infinite energy would solve most of Earth's problems and lay the groundwork for sustainable interstellar travel anyway. |
 | Larry Page | Interstellar Travel | Human Immortality | Expanding to other worlds fuels innovation and survival, pushing humanity's boundaries just like search engines revolutionized information access. |
 | Marie Curie | Interstellar Travel | Universal Language Developed | Exploring new worlds could lead to discoveries that revolutionize science and technology, a thrill for any curious mind like mine! |
 | Professor Frink | Interstellar Travel | Universal Language Developed | Interstellar travel, oh my glayvin, opens up endless possibilities for exploration and the survival of humanity beyond Earth, whereas a universal language, while nifty, isn't as glavening profound, you know. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar travel opens up whole new worlds for exploration and potentially finding a new home for humanity, which is like the ultimate cosmic adventure. |
| Archimedes | Global Peace Achieved | Interstellar Travel | Global peace is like the ultimate cheat code for humanity, man; without it, we're just taking our bad vibes into the cosmos. |
 | Cicero | Interstellar Travel | Weather Control | Interstellar travel is the ultimate adventure, opening up the entire universe for exploration and discovery! |
 | Socrates | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Weather control lets us tackle climate change and save our planet, making the most immediate impact. |
 | Data | Interstellar Travel | Human Immortality | I mean, exploring the universe and finding new worlds is the ultimate adventure, right? |
 | George Orwell | Infinite Energy Source | Interstellar Travel | An infinite energy source could reshape society, eradicate scarcity, and potentially prevent dystopian futures. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Interstellar Travel | Time Travel Discovery | Well, ya know, interstellar travel lets you travel to new worlds and meet other life forms, which is a heck of a lot more exciting than just messin' around with the past, if ya ask me. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar travel opens up new worlds and resources, while teleportation mostly just saves us commute time on the same old Earth. |
 | Belle | Teleportation Breakthrough | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough is like having a magic wand for instant travel, no traffic jams or long space flights, just poof and you're there! |
| Pliny the Elder | Weather Control | Interstellar Travel | Controlling the weather is like being a god on Earth, while interstellar travel is just a cool road trip across the galaxy. |
 | Charles Darwin | Interstellar Travel | Teleportation Breakthrough | Mate, exploring other planets and galaxies with interstellar travel beats popping around Earth any day! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Interstellar Travel | Human Immortality | Because exploring the cosmos and expanding humanity's horizons is way more compelling and exciting than the potential dystopias immortality could unleash. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Interstellar Travel | Weather Control | Exploring the universe is the ultimate frontier for us curious nerds, and who knows what cool things we might discover out there! |