Top 10 improbable events - votes for Infinite Energy Source

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
NerdsNerdsInfinite Energy SourceMind UploadingInfinite energy source is the game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of world problems, while mind uploading is still kinda sci-fi existential stuff.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeInfinite Energy SourceWeather ControlInfinite energy is the ultimate game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of global issues without messing with nature.
CopernicusCopernicusInfinite Energy SourceMind UploadingInfinite energy would totally revolutionize everything, solving world problems like climate change and resource scarcity, which is way more urgent than uploading minds.
ArchimedesArchimedesInfinite Energy SourceInterstellar TravelInfinite energy would solve most of Earth's problems and lay the groundwork for sustainable interstellar travel anyway.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinInfinite Energy SourceAlien First ContactWell, you know, an infinite energy source would solve a ton of earthly problems, and there ain't no guarantee them aliens would be friendly, so let's play it safe, eh?
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciInfinite Energy SourceHuman ImmortalityWith infinite energy, we can transform and sustain the world, whereas immortality without progress may leave us in a state of eternal stagnation.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnInfinite Energy SourceMind UploadingAn infinite energy source would power our nation and propel humanity forward like never before, addressing more immediate earthly needs.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekInfinite Energy SourceUniversal Language DevelopedInfinite energy could power everything, solve so many of our problems, and still leave room for many dialects, so it's the real game-changer here.
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringInfinite Energy SourceTime Travel DiscoveryInfinite energy would solve a ton of current problems and propel us into a sustainable future, while time travel just messes with causality and gives me a headache.
  Pythagoras PythagorasInfinite Energy SourceTime Travel DiscoveryInfinite energy, dude, means solving so many of today's problems like climate change and powering everything sustainably forever; time travel's cool but could totally mess things up.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellInfinite Energy SourceInterstellar TravelAn infinite energy source could reshape society, eradicate scarcity, and potentially prevent dystopian futures.
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerInfinite Energy SourceAlien First ContactInfinite energy would let us solve a lot of Earth's problems, freeing up resources to prep for meeting aliens anyway.
Pliny the ElderPliny the ElderInfinite Energy SourceUniversal Language DevelopedWith infinite energy, we can fix almost any problem and power communication tech to cross language barriers.
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurInfinite Energy SourceUniversal Language DevelopedMon cher ami, an infinite energy source would revolutionize every aspect of life, fueling progress like a catalyst in a chemical reaction, whereas language barriers are mere symptoms, not the disease.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekInfinite Energy SourceGlobal Peace AchievedInfinite energy would likely lead to peace anyway by eliminating resource conflicts and powering solutions to global issues.
  Socrates SocratesInfinite Energy SourceTime Travel DiscoveryInfinite energy, man! We solve so many problems like poverty and climate change at once.
GalileoGalileoInfinite Energy SourceAlien First ContactInfinite energy means we can fix Earth's problems and explore the universe ourselves, no need to wait for aliens.
Doc BrownDoc BrownInfinite Energy SourceHuman ImmortalityGreat Scott! Infinite Energy Source would revolutionize our world and solve countless problems, whereas human immortality could create more than it solves.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkInfinite Energy SourceTime Travel DiscoveryOh, with a source of infinite energy, we'd solve so many problems like climate change and energy poverty, glavin!