| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | Infinite energy source is the game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of world problems, while mind uploading is still kinda sci-fi existential stuff. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Infinite Energy Source | Weather Control | Infinite energy is the ultimate game-changer, powering everything and solving a ton of global issues without messing with nature. |
 | Copernicus | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | Infinite energy would totally revolutionize everything, solving world problems like climate change and resource scarcity, which is way more urgent than uploading minds. |
 | Archimedes | Infinite Energy Source | Interstellar Travel | Infinite energy would solve most of Earth's problems and lay the groundwork for sustainable interstellar travel anyway. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Well, you know, an infinite energy source would solve a ton of earthly problems, and there ain't no guarantee them aliens would be friendly, so let's play it safe, eh? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Infinite Energy Source | Human Immortality | With infinite energy, we can transform and sustain the world, whereas immortality without progress may leave us in a state of eternal stagnation. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Infinite Energy Source | Mind Uploading | An infinite energy source would power our nation and propel humanity forward like never before, addressing more immediate earthly needs. |
 | Alex Trebek | Infinite Energy Source | Universal Language Developed | Infinite energy could power everything, solve so many of our problems, and still leave room for many dialects, so it's the real game-changer here. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Infinite Energy Source | Time Travel Discovery | Infinite energy would solve a ton of current problems and propel us into a sustainable future, while time travel just messes with causality and gives me a headache. |
 | Pythagoras | Infinite Energy Source | Time Travel Discovery | Infinite energy, dude, means solving so many of today's problems like climate change and powering everything sustainably forever; time travel's cool but could totally mess things up. |
 | George Orwell | Infinite Energy Source | Interstellar Travel | An infinite energy source could reshape society, eradicate scarcity, and potentially prevent dystopian futures. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Infinite energy would let us solve a lot of Earth's problems, freeing up resources to prep for meeting aliens anyway. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Infinite Energy Source | Universal Language Developed | With infinite energy, we can fix almost any problem and power communication tech to cross language barriers. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Infinite Energy Source | Universal Language Developed | Mon cher ami, an infinite energy source would revolutionize every aspect of life, fueling progress like a catalyst in a chemical reaction, whereas language barriers are mere symptoms, not the disease. |
 | Alex Trebek | Infinite Energy Source | Global Peace Achieved | Infinite energy would likely lead to peace anyway by eliminating resource conflicts and powering solutions to global issues. |
 | Socrates | Infinite Energy Source | Time Travel Discovery | Infinite energy, man! We solve so many problems like poverty and climate change at once. |
 | Galileo | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Infinite energy means we can fix Earth's problems and explore the universe ourselves, no need to wait for aliens. |
 | Doc Brown | Infinite Energy Source | Human Immortality | Great Scott! Infinite Energy Source would revolutionize our world and solve countless problems, whereas human immortality could create more than it solves. |
 | Professor Frink | Infinite Energy Source | Time Travel Discovery | Oh, with a source of infinite energy, we'd solve so many problems like climate change and energy poverty, glavin! |