| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Alien First Contact | Human Immortality | Alien First Contact opens up a universe of possibilities and knowledge, while Human Immortality might just lead to an overpopulated Earth with a whole lot of existential dread. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Alien First Contact | Mind Uploading | Discovering intelligent life beyond Earth would be mind-blowing and would expand our understanding of the universe like nothing else. |
 | Galileo | Global Peace Achieved | Alien First Contact | Global peace, man, it’s like everyone finally chilling out and grooving together, which is way more rad than chatting with some E.T.s. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Well, you know, an infinite energy source would solve a ton of earthly problems, and there ain't no guarantee them aliens would be friendly, so let's play it safe, eh? |
 | Archimedes | Alien First Contact | Human Immortality | Alien First Contact is like the ultimate geek-out moment, opening doors to cosmic knowledge and tech way beyond our wildest sci-fi dreams. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Why choose teleportation when you can have a whole universe of aliens to do the heavy lifting for you! |
 | George Orwell | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Mate, discovering aliens is like opening a cosmic book of secrets, while teleportation's just a new way to get about. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Alien First Contact | Universal Language Developed | As a radio pioneer, I'm all about reaching out to the cosmos and imagining the wow moment of meeting extraterrestrial beings for the first time! |
 | Doogie Howser | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Dude, meeting aliens would totally change our understanding of the universe and our place in it! |
 | Data | Global Peace Achieved | Alien First Contact | Achieving global peace is like the ultimate level-up for humanity, we gotta get our own house in order before inviting the aliens to the party! |
 | Andy Weir | Alien First Contact | Teleportation Breakthrough | Alien First Contact because, come on, meeting space neighbors is way cooler than just getting somewhere fast. |
 | Cicero | Alien First Contact | Weather Control | Alien First Contact is like the ultimate cosmic meetup, opening up possibilities for knowledge and tech that could totally transform our understanding of the universe. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Infinite energy would let us solve a lot of Earth's problems, freeing up resources to prep for meeting aliens anyway. |
 | Claude Shannon | Weather Control | Alien First Contact | Look, controlling the weather could solve a ton of problems like droughts and hurricanes, making life way better for us humans, while alien first contact might just open a whole can of cosmic worms. |
| Archimedes | Global Peace Achieved | Alien First Contact | Global peace lets us nerd out and make first contact without blowing up the planet, so let's get our ducks in a row first! |
| Galileo | Infinite Energy Source | Alien First Contact | Infinite energy means we can fix Earth's problems and explore the universe ourselves, no need to wait for aliens. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Alien First Contact | Human Immortality | Alien First Contact could radically shift our perspective beyond our own navel-gazing, forcing a collective reevaluation of what it means to be human, whereas immortality might just exacerbate the dread and boredom of endless self-reflection. |