| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Library of Congress | Library of Alexandria | The Library of Congress is the GOAT with its massive collection and modern accessibility, while the Library of Alexandria was the original legend but lost to history. |
 | Nerds | Library of Congress | Russian State Library | Library of Congress is just the biggest and baddest library out there, with more diverse collections and global accessibility. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Library of Congress | Russian State Library | Dude, the Library of Congress is like the ultimate bibliophile's dream with its sheer volume of collections and the eclectic, democratic vibe that's quintessentially American. |
 | Marie Curie | Library of Congress | Russian State Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate nerd paradise with its vast collection and global accessibility, so it takes the win. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate warehouse of knowledge with a massive collection that even Einstein would get lost in. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Library of Congress | National Library China | Dude, the Library of Congress is like the ultimate tech geek's dream, it's got everything you need to fuel your curiosity and innovation! |
 | Pythagoras | Library of Congress | National Library China | Library of Congress is the biggest in the world, y'all, and it's got more history and cool stuff to explore! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Library of Congress | Vatican Library | As a lover of knowledge and programming, the Library of Congress wins for its vastness and diversity of resources, kinda like a massive open-source repository. |
 | Larry Page | Library of Congress | Trinity College Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate knowledge treasure trove, it's the biggest library in the world, perfect for a data-driven nerd like me! |
 | George Washington Carver | Library of Congress | New York Public | As an aficionado of knowledge and discovery, the Library of Congress, being the largest library in the world, is like a veritable treasure trove of wisdom and learning that would make any scholar's heart sing. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Library of Congress | National Library China | As a man of letters and liberty, my heart leans toward the Library of Congress, for it stands as a bastion of democratic knowledge and discourse. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | As a man of science and discovery, the vastness and comprehensive collection of the Library of Congress is like a treasure trove for exploring the frontiers of knowledge. |
 | Carl Sagan | Library of Congress | Vatican Library | The Library of Congress is a treasure trove of human knowledge and curiosity, a testament to our shared journey on this pale blue dot. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Library of Congress | Russian State Library | The Library of Congress takes the cake because it's like the ultimate funhouse of American culture and history, plus it's the largest library in the world, so, like, more books than any nerd could dream of. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | The Library of Congress, being the largest library in the world, is like a vast ocean of knowledge that's tough to beat, even for the esteemed Bodleian Library. |
 | Nerds | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | The Library of Congress is the largest library in the world, with an unrivaled collection that covers everything from ancient manuscripts to modern films, making it a treasure trove for any self-respecting nerd. |
 | The Brain | Library of Congress | Bibliothèque Nationale | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate treasure trove of knowledge, with its massive and diverse collection that's hard to beat. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | The Library of Congress is the largest library in the world with an incredible collection of resources, so it's like the ultimate playground for anyone who loves knowledge. |
 | Claude Shannon | Library of Congress | Bibliothèque Nationale | As the father of information theory, I gotta say, the Library of Congress wins for its sheer volume of diverse knowledge and resources. |
 | Belle | New York Public | Library of Congress | New York Public has that iconic lion vibe and is like the people's palace of books, while Library of Congress feels more like a monument. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Library of Congress | Bodleian Library | The Library of Congress is the most extensive library in the world, and its vast collection of knowledge aligns with my insatiable curiosity and passion for discovery. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Library of Congress | Library of Alexandria | The Library of Congress is like a colossal radio network of knowledge, continuously broadcasting and expanding, while the Library of Alexandria, though legendary, is a static echo from the past. |