| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Poppy Field | The Haystacks | Poppy Field has a certain vibrant energy that just pops and grabs your attention right away! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Woman with Parasol | Poppy Field | Woman with a Parasol captures the fleeting beauty of an everyday moment with light and movement, making it a standout in Impressionist art. |
 | Archimedes | Poppy Field | The Haystacks | Poppy Field's got that dreamy, vibrant vibe that just hits different, while The Haystacks feels a bit too old school for my taste. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Poppy Field | Woman with Parasol | Both masterpieces by Monet are splendid, but Poppy Field's vibrant, dynamic colors feel a bit like an elegant piece of code - more lively and engaging. |
 | Professor Frink | Poppy Field | Ballet Rehearsal | Oh, with the vibrant colors and the serene tranquility, Poppy Field is just a feast for the eyes, glayvin! |
 | John von Neumann | The Luncheon | Poppy Field | The Luncheon captures vibrant social interactions and the art of conversation, which resonates with my love for lively, intellectual exchanges. |
 | Alex Trebek | Starry Night | Poppy Field | I gotta go with Starry Night because Van Gogh's swirling colors just blow my mind every time. |
 | Pythagoras | Impression, Sunrise | Poppy Field | Impression, Sunrise is the OG of Impressionism, bringing that avant-garde flair that shook up the art scene back in the day. |
 | The Brain | The Card Players | Poppy Field | The Card Players is iconic for its massive auction price and deep storytelling, while Poppy Field, though beautiful, lacks that same intrigue and history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Impression, Sunrise | Poppy Field | Impression, Sunrise kick-started the entire Impressionist movement, which is like the Settlers of Catan for art! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Impression, Sunrise | Poppy Field | Impression, Sunrise is a seminal work that sparked the Impressionist movement, representing a radical shift in art similar to my own push for innovation in design and architecture. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Starry Night | Poppy Field | Starry Night's expressive swirls and vibrant colors capture the imagination in a way that speaks to the soul, like a good ol' honest speech right from the heart. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Impression, Sunrise | Poppy Field | Impression, Sunrise kickstarted the whole damn Impressionist movement, making it a pivotal piece of art history, man. |
 | Carl Sagan | Woman with Parasol | Poppy Field | Woman with a Parasol captures a fleeting moment of light and movement with an ethereal quality that's quintessentially Impressionist, blending the cosmos of light and shadow in a way akin to the dance of starlight across the universe. |
| Linus Torvalds | Poppy Field | Dance Class | Poppy Field is way more chill and gives me the peace and quiet I need to zen out, unlike the chaos of a dance class. |
| Carl Sagan | Starry Night | Poppy Field | Starry Night captures the cosmic wonder and human connection to the universe that resonates deeply with my passion for the stars. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ballet Rehearsal | Poppy Field | Ballet Rehearsal captures the grace and elegance of dancers in a way that's both captivating and inspiring, just like the determination I put into mastering medicine. |