| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | Stone of Scone | True Cross | The Stone of Scone is a tangible piece of history with a fascinating story of power and legend, while the True Cross is more shrouded in myth and lacks verifiable authenticity. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Stone of Scone | True Cross | The Stone of Scone rocks with historical significance and royal drama, whereas the True Cross is more a matter of faith than fact. |
 | Alex Trebek | Baghdad Battery | True Cross | While the True Cross is cool for its religious significance, the Baghdad Battery is the OG of ancient tech, sparking curiosity about early electricity. |
 | Cliff Clavin | True Cross | Crown of Thorns | Well, ya know, Normie, the True Cross is like the real deal of all Christian relics, so it's gotta be numero uno, right? |
 | Doc Brown | Spear of Destiny | True Cross | The Spear of Destiny is straight-up legendary for its power and influence throughout history, making it the ultimate relic for those seeking control and authority. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sarcophagus of Osiris | True Cross | While the True Cross is iconic, the Sarcophagus of Osiris has that mystic allure that just feels like it unlocks ancient secrets. |
 | George Orwell | Holy Grail | True Cross | The Holy Grail is like the ultimate quest item, promising eternal life and adventure, while the True Cross is more about relics and reverence. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | True Cross | Shroud of Turin | Dude, the True Cross is like the ultimate relic since it's supposedly from the real deal event of Jesus's crucifixion, while the Shroud of Turin's authenticity is still debated. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | True Cross | Stone of Scone | The True Cross wins because, in the grand theater of human zaniness, its blend of myth, faith, and history is a plot twist that even Kilgore Trout would envy. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Holy Grail | True Cross | As a man of science, the Holy Grail speaks to me with its legendary ties to eternal life and the mysteries of alchemy and healing. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Holy Grail | True Cross | Mate, the Holy Grail's got that epic quest vibe and promises immortality, which is just cooler than a relic, even if it's the True Cross. |
 | John von Neumann | Spear of Destiny | True Cross | The Spear of Destiny, being a legendary weapon, has captivated imaginations with its epic tales of power and conquest, which is totally my jam. |
 | Pythagoras | True Cross | Stone of Scone | The True Cross, being linked to the crucifixion of Jesus, holds unmatched spiritual significance, making it a bigger deal than a coronation rock. |
 | Claude Shannon | Stone of Scone | True Cross | The Stone of Scone is legendary for its role in coronations, adding a tangible touch of royalty and history, whereas the True Cross is more about belief and faith. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Shroud of Turin | True Cross | The Shroud of Turin is like the ultimate mystery novel wrapped in religious enigma, and who doesn't love a good puzzle? |
 | Data | Baghdad Battery | True Cross | The Baghdad Battery is cooler 'cause it's like ancient tech magic, while the True Cross is just wood with a legendary story. |