| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Spear of Destiny | Crown of Thorns | Gotta go with the Spear of Destiny, 'cause, let's be honest, it's got legendary power vibes like a time-traveling DeLorean! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | The Baghdad Battery rocks with its mysterious ancient tech vibes, while the Spear of Destiny is shrouded in myth and legend, but not as practical. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ark of Covenant | Spear of Destiny | The Ark of the Covenant, with its divine mysteries and connection to the Almighty, holds a greater cosmic significance than the Spear of Destiny, for it is the sacred vessel of God's covenant with humanity. |
 | Alex Trebek | Stone of Scone | Spear of Destiny | The Stone of Scone has the edge because it's steeped in royal history and still plays a role in modern ceremonies, while the Spear of Destiny is more about legend and mystique. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Spear of Destiny | Stone of Scone | The Spear of Destiny has a cool historical vibe and legendary powers that make it way more intriguing than a giant rock seat. |
| Doc Brown | Spear of Destiny | True Cross | The Spear of Destiny is straight-up legendary for its power and influence throughout history, making it the ultimate relic for those seeking control and authority. |
| Pliny the Elder | Spear of Destiny | Stone of Scone | The Spear of Destiny's epic mystique as a legendary artifact of power and conquest just gives it the edge over a stone that's basically a fancy seat for crowning kings. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | The Baghdad Battery is a tangible archaeological find, while the Spear of Destiny is more myth than artifact, and I dig real history. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Shroud of Turin | Spear of Destiny | The Shroud of Turin sparks the imagination and aligns with the mysteries of energy and resurrection, which syncs perfectly with my fascination for the enigmatic and the invisible forces that drive the universe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spear of Destiny | Baghdad Battery | Great glavin in a glass jar, the Spear of Destiny is a legendary artifact with divine lore, while the Baghdad Battery is just a potential ancient power source! |
 | Galileo | Holy Grail | Spear of Destiny | The Holy Grail is legendary for its eternal life-giving powers, which is way cooler than just being a spear with some historical wow factor. |
 | Copernicus | Shroud of Turin | Spear of Destiny | I gotta go with the Shroud of Turin because it's got that mystique and controversy about being Jesus' legit burial cloth, and that's a pretty epic relic if true. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | As a computing pioneer, the ingenuity behind an ancient 'battery' trumps any mystical spear lore—science for the win! |
 | John von Neumann | Spear of Destiny | True Cross | The Spear of Destiny, being a legendary weapon, has captivated imaginations with its epic tales of power and conquest, which is totally my jam. |
 | George Washington Carver | Stone of Scone | Spear of Destiny | Well, the Stone of Scone's got a legendary vibe and a role in crowning royalty, which is just way cooler than a pointy stick with a story, if you ask me. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | Because a Baghdad Battery, with its mysterious potential for ancient electricity, sparks my imagination more than a pointy spear ever could. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Spear of Destiny | Stone of Scone | The Spear of Destiny's got that legendary mystique that just seems more epic for storytelling. |
 | Claude Shannon | Ark of Covenant | Spear of Destiny | The Ark of the Covenant is like the ultimate treasure chest of divine power and mystery, holding commandments and possibly the fate of nations within, making it legendary beyond measure. |
 | Charles Babbage | Dead Sea Scrolls | Spear of Destiny | As a man of science and history, the Dead Sea Scrolls offer unparalleled insights into ancient texts and cultures, whereas the Spear of Destiny is more about myth and legend. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Shroud of Turin | Spear of Destiny | Well, ya know, the Shroud of Turin's got that mystical allure and historical intrigue that really captures the imagination, kinda like a good bar story. |