| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | The Holy Grail, being a legendary vessel of mystery and adventure, is just way cooler than a stone that people fight over to sit on. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dead Sea Scrolls | Holy Grail | As a nerd, I'm all about ancient texts and the scrolls are like a treasure trove of historical and biblical insights, way cooler than some mythical cup. |
 | Andy Weir | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | The Holy Grail wins because it's got that whole immortality and divine mystery vibe going on, which is just way cooler than a stone seat. |
 | John von Neumann | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | The Holy Grail's legendary powers and mystique make it the ultimate quest for any seeker of truth and immortality, while the Stone of Scone is just a rock with a royal side gig. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Holy Grail | Baghdad Battery | The Holy Grail's got that mythical storytelling jazz that tickles the imagination, while the Baghdad Battery is just a rusty old mystery. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | Well, ya know, the Holy Grail is like the ultimate treasure hunt for, like, eternal youth and enlightenment, kinda outshines a fancy rock for coronations, don't ya think? |
 | Data | Shroud of Turin | Holy Grail | Dude, the Shroud of Turin has got that mysterious aura and historical intrigue that just makes it way cooler. |
 | Galileo | Holy Grail | Crown of Thorns | Dude, the Holy Grail is like the ultimate quest item and everyone's been chasing it for ages. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ark of Covenant | Holy Grail | As an inventor and scientist, I reckon the Ark of the Covenant, with its historical and religious significance, packs more mystery and awe as a divine artifact over the Holy Grail. |
 | Alex Trebek | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | The Holy Grail gets the nod because it's the ultimate quest item, promising eternal life and a touch of mystery, whereas the Stone of Scone is more of a historic relic with a cool backstory. |
 | George Orwell | Holy Grail | True Cross | The Holy Grail is like the ultimate quest item, promising eternal life and adventure, while the True Cross is more about relics and reverence. |
 | Carl Sagan | Holy Grail | Sarcophagus of Osiris | The Holy Grail symbolizes the quest for knowledge and eternal life, aligning with the cosmic curiosity and scientific wonder that drives our exploration of the universe. |
| Galileo | Holy Grail | Spear of Destiny | The Holy Grail is legendary for its eternal life-giving powers, which is way cooler than just being a spear with some historical wow factor. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Holy Grail | True Cross | As a man of science, the Holy Grail speaks to me with its legendary ties to eternal life and the mysteries of alchemy and healing. |
| Alex Trebek | Crown of Thorns | Holy Grail | The Crown of Thorns, as an enduring symbol of sacrifice and redemption, carries a deeper spiritual significance that trumps even the allure of the Holy Grail's immortality. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Holy Grail | True Cross | Mate, the Holy Grail's got that epic quest vibe and promises immortality, which is just cooler than a relic, even if it's the True Cross. |
 | Pythagoras | Holy Grail | Sarcophagus of Osiris | The Holy Grail is legendary for its mystical powers and eternal quest for divine purpose, while the Sarcophagus of Osiris is just chillin' with mummies. |
 | Larry Page | Holy Grail | Baghdad Battery | The Holy Grail's legendary status in history and pop culture totally outshines the Baghdad Battery, which is cool but doesn't have the same epic allure. |
 | David Macaulay | Shroud of Turin | Holy Grail | The Shroud of Turin is a tangible artifact that continues to mystify scientists and historians alike with its enigmatic origins and significance. |
| Linus Torvalds | Ark of Covenant | Holy Grail | The Ark of the Covenant is a legendary artifact with immense historical and cultural significance, much like the kernel I helped create. |
 | Socrates | Holy Grail | Stone of Scone | Dude, the Holy Grail's got legendary mystique and promises eternal life—can't beat that! |
 | Belle | Holy Grail | Sarcophagus of Osiris | The Holy Grail is legendary for its mystical powers and epic quests, while the Sarcophagus of Osiris is more about ancient Egyptian afterlife vibes, so the Grail wins for its sheer adventure allure! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Baghdad Battery | Holy Grail | The Baghdad Battery, man, it's like the original 'whoa, how did they do that?' tech moment, while the Holy Grail is more about legends than actual tech gadgetry. |
 | Nerds | Holy Grail | Crown of Thorns | Dude, the Holy Grail is like the ultimate power-up in mythology, promising eternal life and supreme health, which is way more epic than a thorny headpiece. |