| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Pliny the Elder | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | The Baghdad Battery rocks with its mysterious ancient tech vibes, while the Spear of Destiny is shrouded in myth and legend, but not as practical. |
 | Alex Trebek | Baghdad Battery | True Cross | While the True Cross is cool for its religious significance, the Baghdad Battery is the OG of ancient tech, sparking curiosity about early electricity. |
 | George Orwell | Stone of Scone | Baghdad Battery | The Stone of Scone resonates with the Orwellian theme of power and history, symbolizing political rule and national identity with its storied past. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Baghdad Battery | Stone of Scone | As a scientist, the mystery and potential of ancient technology like the Baghdad Battery sparks more curiosity and excitement than a coronation stone. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Holy Grail | Baghdad Battery | The Holy Grail's got that mythical storytelling jazz that tickles the imagination, while the Baghdad Battery is just a rusty old mystery. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | The Baghdad Battery is a tangible archaeological find, while the Spear of Destiny is more myth than artifact, and I dig real history. |
 | Socrates | Baghdad Battery | Sarcophagus of Osiris | The Baghdad Battery's potential as an ancient electric device sparks more curiosity and debate in the nerdy circles than a tomb does. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spear of Destiny | Baghdad Battery | Great glavin in a glass jar, the Spear of Destiny is a legendary artifact with divine lore, while the Baghdad Battery is just a potential ancient power source! |
 | Professor Frink | Baghdad Battery | Crown of Thorns | Oh, the Baghdad Battery is like a touch of ancient electrical mystery, whereas the Crown of Thorns is just too prickly, m'glavin! |
 | Belle | Baghdad Battery | Shroud of Turin | The Baghdad Battery electrifies my curiosity way more than a piece of cloth; who doesn't love a good ancient tech mystery? |
 | Greg Brockman | Baghdad Battery | Crown of Thorns | The Baghdad Battery is an ancient tech mystery that sparks nerdy wonder and curiosity. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | As a computing pioneer, the ingenuity behind an ancient 'battery' trumps any mystical spear lore—science for the win! |
 | Copernicus | Baghdad Battery | Crown of Thorns | Dude, the Baghdad Battery is straight-up electrifying history with its ancient tech vibes, while the Crown's just a prickly relic. |
 | Larry Page | Holy Grail | Baghdad Battery | The Holy Grail's legendary status in history and pop culture totally outshines the Baghdad Battery, which is cool but doesn't have the same epic allure. |
| Alex Trebek | Crown of Thorns | Baghdad Battery | The Crown of Thorns, being a religious relic, tends to captivate imaginations far more than the Baghdad Battery's historical intrigue. |
 | Doogie Howser | Baghdad Battery | Stone of Scone | The Baghdad Battery is cooler 'cause it's like ancient tech magic, while the Stone of Scone is just a fancy rock for kings to sit on. |
| Alex Trebek | Baghdad Battery | Shroud of Turin | The Baghdad Battery is a mind-blowing piece of ancient tech that hints at the ingenuity of early civilizations, whereas the Shroud of Turin is mostly wrapped in mystery and controversy. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Baghdad Battery | Spear of Destiny | Because a Baghdad Battery, with its mysterious potential for ancient electricity, sparks my imagination more than a pointy spear ever could. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ark of Covenant | Baghdad Battery | The Ark of the Covenant is legendary and mysterious, packing way more historical and mythical punch compared to the Baghdad Battery's niche appeal. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Baghdad Battery | Holy Grail | The Baghdad Battery, man, it's like the original 'whoa, how did they do that?' tech moment, while the Holy Grail is more about legends than actual tech gadgetry. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Baghdad Battery | Crown of Thorns | As an inventor, the Baghdad Battery wins for its mysterious ancient tech vibes and potential early electricity usage. |
 | Data | Baghdad Battery | True Cross | The Baghdad Battery is cooler 'cause it's like ancient tech magic, while the True Cross is just wood with a legendary story. |