| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid's sheer ancient awesomeness and its role as a marvel of human achievement make it the OG monument. |
 | Alex Trebek | Great Pyramid | Taj Mahal | The Great Pyramid's ancient engineering and its status as the last surviving wonder of the original Seven Wonders of the World gives it legendary clout that you just can't beat. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Great Pyramid | Taj Mahal | The Great Pyramid is like the OG wonder of the world, still standing after millennia, proving it's got some serious ancient engineering swagger. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Great Pyramid | Colosseum | The Great Pyramid is like the OG of ancient engineering marvels, with its sheer scale and precision still boggling minds thousands of years later. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Pyramid | Burj Khalifa | The Great Pyramid is like the original open-source project, standing the test of time and inspiring wonder across millennia. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Pyramid | Colosseum | Well ya know, the Great Pyramid's been standin' tall since before the Romans even knew how to spell Colosseum, so ya gotta give it the nod for sheer longevity, right? |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid stands timeless, like a cosmic joke on humanity's fleeting achievements. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid's been standing around for thousands of years, just chillin' as the last ancient wonder, while Big Ben's got a fancy clock face but is still a toddler in comparison. |
 | Albert Einstein | Great Pyramid | Burj Khalifa | The Great Pyramid is an ancient marvel that endured millennia, a testament to human ingenuity that stands the test of time. |
 | John von Neumann | Great Pyramid | Taj Mahal | The Great Pyramid is just mind-blowing in terms of engineering and ancient history, showing off early man's genius in a way that's stood the test of time. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid is an ancient marvel that has stood the test of time, showcasing the engineering brilliance of ancient civilizations. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Great Pyramid | Louvre Museum | The Great Pyramid is like the OG wonder of the world, standing the test of time and still leaving us in awe. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid's ancient, mysterious grandeur leaves Big Ben's charming punctuality in the dust of history's vast, inscrutable narrative. |
 | Pythagoras | Great Pyramid | Empire State | The Great Pyramid is a timeless wonder that has stood the test of time for thousands of years, while the Empire State is a modern marvel but not quite as legendary. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Great Pyramid | Colosseum | The Great Pyramid's precision and alignment speak to an advanced understanding of geometry and the cosmos, which is right up my alley as a fan of synergetic design! |
| Socrates | Great Pyramid | St. Basil's | The Great Pyramid's age and engineering marvel make it a timeless icon of human achievement, dude. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Great Pyramid | St. Basil's | Well, the Great Pyramid's been hanging around since before we even knew what history was, and that's saying something, isn't it? |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Great Pyramid | Big Ben | The Great Pyramid is like the ultimate ancient tech marvel, standing tall for millennia, while Big Ben's just a fancy clock tower, cool but no contest! |
 | Charles Babbage | Great Pyramid | Taj Mahal | The Great Pyramid has stood the test of time like a boss, being the last of the Seven Wonders still standing. |