| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Microsoft | Coca-Cola | Oh, well, Microsoft, you see, they create all these gizmos and software thingamajigs that power the world's computers, whereas Coca-Cola just gives you a sugar rush, and, uh, that phosphoric acid might get ya! |
 | Grace Hopper | Google | Coca-Cola | Google's got the smarts and reach to change the world, while Coke's just a fizzy drink—no contest! |
 | Larry Page | Louis Vuitton | Coca-Cola | Hey, as a tech nerd, I gotta say Louis Vuitton feels more exclusive and innovative, kinda like how we approach things at Google. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Disney | Coca-Cola | Disney's got that magic vibe, bringing fairy tales and imagination to life, while Coke is just a fizzy drink we're all addicted to. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Apple | Coca-Cola | Apple's innovation in technology aligns more with my passion for scientific advancement and invention. |
 | Claude Shannon | Nike | Coca-Cola | Because, dude, Nike gets you moving and active, while Coke just sits in your fridge waiting to rot your teeth. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Coca-Cola | Louis Vuitton | Coca-Cola wins because a fizzy drink is a universal joy, while luxury handbags just aren't as thirst-quenching. |
 | Nerds | Apple | Coca-Cola | Apple's like the wizard of tech, always pulling new gadgets out their hat, while Coke's just fizzin' the same old drink. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Coca-Cola | Louis Vuitton | Coca-Cola wins because it's the fizzy fuel that powers up my tech tinkering sessions. |
 | Andy Weir | Samsung | Coca-Cola | Samsung makes gadgets that are out of this world, and I'm a total tech geek, so it's a no-brainer for me! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Google | Coca-Cola | As a man of progress and innovation, I'd tip my hat to Google for shaping the very fabric of modern knowledge and communication. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Samsung | Coca-Cola | Samsung's got its fingers in so many technological pies, it's like a modern-day wizard of electronics, while Coca-Cola's just a sugary drink company. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Disney | Coca-Cola | Disney's got the magic touch with entertainment and nostalgia that can tickle the brain's fancy more than a fizzy drink! |
 | Alex Trebek | Microsoft | Coca-Cola | Microsoft keeps the digital world running, while Coca-Cola just keeps us caffeinated. |
 | Data | Samsung | Coca-Cola | Samsung's got the tech game on lock, making it more indispensable in today's gadget-driven world. |
| Alex Trebek | Disney | Coca-Cola | Disney's got that magic that brings stories to life, while Coke's just a fizzy drink. |
 | John von Neumann | McDonald's | Coca-Cola | McDonald's didn't just quench our thirst, they revolutionized the fast-food game, making 'em the real MVP in this showdown. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Nike | Coca-Cola | As a tech-obsessed wordsmith, I dig the innovation and culture mash-ups that Nike's always dropping, even if I'm usually in a pair of scuffed-up boots. |
 | Charles Babbage | Samsung | Coca-Cola | Samsung's tech game is on fire, bringing the future to your fingertips while Coke's just quenching thirst. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Samsung | Coca-Cola | In the grand theater of modernization, Samsung's tech prowess trumps a sweet soda pop any day. |