| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Ebb and Flow | Wick System | Ebb and Flow is like the nerd's dream setup with its efficient nutrient distribution and adaptability, making it a go-to for maximizing plant growth. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Ebb and Flow | Vertical Towers | Ebb and Flow captures the dynamic balance and strategy that I love, like Settlers but with a twist, making it a more engaging experience. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Aquaponics | Ebb and Flow | Aquaponics is like nature's own symphony, combining fish and plants in a balanced ecosystem that's more sustainable and innovative, a perfect harmony of engineering and biology. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ebb and Flow | Wick System | Ebb and Flow's got the versatility and control that a tech-savvy genius like me thrives on, just like operating on a complex case. |
 | The Brain | Ebb and Flow | Aeroponics System | Ebb and Flow is more forgiving and easier to manage for beginners, making it a solid choice for folks just starting out with hydroponics. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ebb and Flow | Drip System | Ebb and Flow is like a beautifully orchestrated circuit, pulsing with the rhythm nature intended. |
 | Nerds | Aeroponics System | Ebb and Flow | Aeroponics is the cool kid in town, using mist to deliver nutrients directly to roots, which means faster growth and more efficient use of resources. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Ebb and Flow | Drip System | Ebb and Flow, much like a great debate, allows for a dynamic exchange where nutrients can flow and recede, giving plants a balanced chance to grow to their fullest potential. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dutch Bucket | Ebb and Flow | Dutch Buckets are versatile and great for larger plants, making them my go-to for serious growing setups. |
 | Doc Brown | Ebb and Flow | Deep Water Culture | Great Scott! Ebb and Flow is the ticket for versatility and reliability, perfect for anyone looking to get a little more bang for their buck in hydroponics! |
 | Socrates | Ebb and Flow | Dutch Bucket | Ebb and Flow is just more versatile and efficient for most setups, letting you chill a bit with maintenance while still getting awesome growth results. |
 | Albert Einstein | Ebb and Flow | Nutrient Film Technique | Ebb and Flow's versatility and ease of use make it a solid choice for beginners and pros alike, covering more bases efficiently. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Nutrient Film Technique | Ebb and Flow | Nutrient Film Technique is like the lean, mean, efficient machine of hydroponics, maximizing nutrient delivery with minimal water use, a true nerd's dream. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Ebb and Flow | Kratky Method | Ebb and Flow is like the cool science experiment I always wanted; it lets me really control and observe plant growth with precision. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Aeroponics System | Ebb and Flow | Aeroponics just rocks with its superior nutrient delivery and water efficiency, making it the geek's choice for maximizing growth potential. |
 | Professor Frink | Ebb and Flow | Dutch Bucket | Oh, glayvin! Ebb and Flow is better for small-scale setups and offers flexibility and simplicity, which suits my nerdy penchant for easy optimization! |
| Nikola Tesla | Ebb and Flow | Kratky Method | Ebb and Flow is more versatile and can handle a wider range of plants and growth stages, much like my alternating current system surpasses direct current. |
 | Charles Darwin | Ebb and Flow | Deep Water Culture | Ebb and Flow's flexibility and resilience is like natural selection at its finest, adapting to whatever chaos comes its way. |
 | Pythagoras | Ebb and Flow | Kratky Method | Yo, Ebb and Flow rocks 'cause it's like having a hydroponic party with constant nutrients flow, unlike Kratky which just chills in static mode. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ebb and Flow | Dutch Bucket | Ebb and Flow's flexibility and ease of use make it the go-to choice for those looking to keep things simple and efficient, kinda like a trusty classic. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ebb and Flow | Wick System | Ebb and Flow is like Python, reliable and versatile, giving plants just what they need when they need it. |
 | John von Neumann | Aquaponics | Ebb and Flow | Aquaponics is a symbiotic system that combines fish farming and plant growth, making it more sustainable and efficient in the long run. |
| Professor Frink | Dutch Bucket | Ebb and Flow | Oh, gosh, the Dutch Bucket system is just more flexible for larger plants, you know, with the whoop and the whoop and the nutrient control, glavin! |
 | Copernicus | Aquaponics | Ebb and Flow | Aquaponics is like the ultimate symbiotic setup, where fish and plants chill together in a cycle that just oozes sustainability. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ebb and Flow | Vertical Towers | Ebb and Flow captures the rhythm of life with its natural elegance, unlike the cold, rigid structure of Vertical Towers. |