| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Right to Life | Freedom of Speech | Dude, without the right to life, you wouldn't even be around to speak your mind! |
 | Socrates | Right to Life | Right to Work | Without the right to life, you ain't got a shot at holding down any job or even arguing about it. |
 | Professor Frink | Right to Life | Equality Before Law | Oh, glavin! Without the Right to Life, there's no one around to enjoy the Equality Before Law, you know, and nothing's more basic than being alive, m-hai! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Right to Life | Right to Education | Without the Right to Life, the potential for education and everything else doesn't even exist, as living comes first, my friend. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the Right to Life, the very foundation of any other rights or freedoms, including Freedom from Torture, ceases to exist. |
 | Larry Page | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the Right to Life, there wouldn't be a life to protect from torture in the first place. |
 | Carl Sagan | Right to Life | Right to Health | Without the right to life, the right to health wouldn't hold any significance, as life itself is the prerequisite for all other rights. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Right to Life | Right to Health | Without the right to life, other rights, including health, don't have a foundation to stand on, so life takes the cake. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Right to Life | Freedom of Religion | Without the right to life, none of the other rights or freedoms, including religion, would even matter, so it's kind of the ultimate foundation stone. |
 | Nerds | Right to Life | Right to Privacy | Without the right to life, there ain't nothing else to protect, so it's gotta come first, no contest. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Right to Life | Right to Asylum | As a scientist, I value the fundamental right to life as it's the baseline for all human rights and the foundation upon which other rights, including asylum, are built. |
 | Albert Einstein | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the right to life, nothing else matters because you cannot have any rights if you do not exist. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Right to Life | Right to Health | Right to Life is fundamental because without life, the right to health can't even come into play, just like you can't run software without hardware! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Right to Life | Freedom of Religion | Great Scott! Without the right to life, you wouldn't even get a chance to argue about freedom of religion, now would you? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Right to Life | Right to Work | Without life, ain't no work or anything else possible, so life's the cornerstone, folks. |
 | David Macaulay | Right to Life | Right to Health | The Right to Life is the fundamental right that underpins everything else, 'cause without life, health ain't even in the picture. |
 | Nerds | Right to Life | Right to Health | Without the Right to Life, the Right to Health can't even get off the ground, 'cause you gotta be alive to be healthy! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Freedom from Torture | Right to Life | Freedom from torture is a fundamental human right that ensures dignity and prevents suffering, which is crucial for a just society. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Right to Life | Right to Education | Without the right to life, education ain't worth a dime. |
 | Cicero | Right to Life | Right to Health | Without the Right to Life, there ain't no point worrying about health 'cause you wouldn't be around to enjoy it! |
 | Grace Hopper | Right to Life | Equality Before Law | Without the right to life, no other rights matter because you wouldn't be around to enjoy them! |