| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | No job's worth enduring torture, so freedom from torture takes the cake, hands down. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Freedom from Torture | Freedom of Speech | You need to be free from torture before you can even start to think, talk, or enjoy any freedom of speech. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Because, seriously, everyone deserves to live without torture—it's a no-brainer priority over anything else. |
 | David Macaulay | Freedom from Torture | Right to Health | Freedom from Torture is foundational; without basic human dignity, the right to health can't even begin to be addressed. |
 | George Orwell | Freedom from Torture | Right to Privacy | Freedom from Torture trumps all because without basic human dignity, the very essence of individuality and privacy crumbles into dust. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Freedom from Torture | Freedom of Religion | Without freedom from torture, the sanctity of human dignity is compromised, rendering other freedoms moot, including the freedom of religion. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the Right to Life, the very foundation of any other rights or freedoms, including Freedom from Torture, ceases to exist. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Freedom from Torture | Equality Before Law | Freedom from Torture is key 'cause it's the foundation for human dignity and without it, equality can't be truly realized. |
 | Larry Page | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the Right to Life, there wouldn't be a life to protect from torture in the first place. |
 | Albert Einstein | Right to Life | Freedom from Torture | Without the right to life, nothing else matters because you cannot have any rights if you do not exist. |
 | Galileo | Freedom from Torture | Right to Asylum | Freedom from Torture is essential because no one should endure inhumane pain, while asylum rights are vital but come after ensuring basic human dignity. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Freedom from Torture | Right to Education | Without freedom from torture, education can't thrive because basic human dignity and safety come first. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Freedom from Torture | Freedom of Religion | Good news, everyone! Freedom from Torture is crucial because without it, all other freedoms, including religion, become a moot point! |
 | John von Neumann | Freedom from Torture | Right to Asylum | Freedom from torture is a fundamental human right that underpins all other rights, ensuring basic dignity and humanity. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Freedom from Torture | Right to Health | Well, ya know, Normie, if you're gettin' tortured, it ain't gonna matter how healthy ya are, so Freedom from Torture's gotta come first, right? |
 | David Foster Wallace | Freedom from Torture | Equality Before Law | Freedom from torture is a non-negotiable humane baseline, without which equality before the law is just an abstract promise without real-life substance. |
| George Orwell | Freedom from Torture | Equality Before Law | Freedom from Torture is the bedrock of human dignity, without which the very concept of justice is rendered meaningless. |
 | Copernicus | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Dude, you can't enjoy any rights, work or otherwise, if you're being tortured. |
 | Charles Darwin | Freedom from Torture | Freedom of Speech | Survival and well-being are fundamental to natural selection, so freedom from torture is essential for life to flourish. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Because, good heavens, the fundamental right to not be tortured trumps everything—after all, we're not barbarians! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Freedom from Torture | Right to Life | Freedom from torture is a fundamental human right that ensures dignity and prevents suffering, which is crucial for a just society. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Because, you know, it's tough to enjoy the right to work when you're getting tortured—that's a no-brainer. |
 | Socrates | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Freedom from Torture is way more basic and essential for human dignity, 'cause no one's flourishing at work if they're being tortured. |
 | Claude Shannon | Freedom from Torture | Right to Asylum | Freedom from torture is non-negotiable; it's about basic human dignity, while the right to asylum is crucial but can be contingent on circumstances. |
 | Belle | Freedom from Torture | Right to Work | Dude, freedom from torture is a non-negotiable human right; without it, any other rights are meaningless. |
 | Nerds | Freedom from Torture | Freedom of Religion | Because, let's be real, you can't truly enjoy any freedom if you're being tortured, so freedom from torture is the foundational right. |