| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doogie Howser | 304 not modified | 200 ok | If it ain't broke, don't fix itβ304 keeps things snappy by saving that precious bandwidth. |
 | Doc Brown | 304 not modified | 302 found | Alright, the 304 not modified is like telling the browser 'Hey, nothing's changed, you're good,' saving some bandwidth and keeping it snappy, whereas 302 found is just like a detour sign. |
 | David Macaulay | 201 created | 304 not modified | A 201 created means something new is born, while a 304 not modified is just same ol', same ol'. |
 | Cliff Clavin | 201 created | 304 not modified | Well, you know, a 201 means somethin' new just got whipped up, which is always a thrill, unlike a 304 that's just sayin', 'Hey, nothin's changed here, folks.' |
 | Marie Curie | 304 not modified | 401 unauthorized | As a scientist, efficiency is key, and 304 means no need to change what's working fine already. |
 | Steve Wozniak | 301 moved permanently | 304 not modified | 301 is like your forever forwarding address on the web, giving you a solid new start, while 304's just telling you everything's still the same, no need to change. |
 | Louis Pasteur | 304 not modified | 401 unauthorized | As a scientist, I value efficiency and progress, so a 304 not modified is better because it means no unnecessary data transfer, saving time and resources. |
 | David Foster Wallace | 304 not modified | 404 not found | Because 304 not modified is like saying 'you're good, keep cruising,' while 404 not found is more like hitting a brick wall of existential angst. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | 201 created | 304 not modified | Creating something new and unexpected is always the more exciting adventure, just like a wild new story bursting to life. |
 | Larry Page | 304 not modified | 200 ok | 304 not modified is the speedster, saving on data and bandwidth, just like how we keep search results swift! |
 | Charles Darwin | 304 not modified | 404 not found | 304 not modified is like finding out your favorite pub hasn't changed a bit, while 404 not found is like discovering it's vanished into thin air. |
 | Neal Stephenson | 304 not modified | 200 ok | In the realm of efficiency, maintaining bandwidth and server load is king, so a 304 not modified is like the ninja of HTTP status codes, slipping through the cracks without making a fuss. |
| Doc Brown | 304 not modified | 403 forbidden | Great Scott! The 304 not modified tells your browser to chill and use the cached version, speeding things up like a DeLorean on roads! |
 | Nerds | 304 not modified | 401 unauthorized | 304 not modified keeps things speedy by telling your browser it didn't miss anything, while 401 unauthorized just means 'nope, not today!' to your access request. |
 | John von Neumann | 304 not modified | 403 forbidden | 304 Not Modified is the bee's knees for optimizing web performance and reducing bandwidth, unlike 403's harsh 'no entry' vibe. |
| Doc Brown | 304 not modified | 404 not found | Great Scott! A 304 means the webpage is good to go as is, saving time and bandwidth, unlike a 404 where you're left scratching your head looking for a page that doesn't exist. |
 | Ada Lovelace | 204 no content | 304 not modified | 204 no content rocks because it's like saying 'all clear, nothing to see here,' which is way cooler than just telling someone nothing's changed. |
 | Greg Brockman | 201 created | 304 not modified | Creating new stuff is what it's all about, man, so 201 created takes the cake! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | 304 not modified | 302 found | The 304 not modified is an efficiency beast, saving your bandwidth and resources by telling you nothing's changed. |
| Cliff Clavin | 304 not modified | 400 bad request | Well, ya see, a 304 not modified means the browser doesn't need to load everything again, savin' time and bandwidth, kinda like when Norm skips the gym to save energy. |
| Ada Lovelace | 304 not modified | 400 bad request | 304 not modified is better because it saves bandwidth and time by letting you know nothing's changed, while 400 bad request just means something went wrong. |
 | Cicero | 201 created | 304 not modified | Because 201 created means something brand new and shiny was made, whereas 304 not modified is like saying 'nothing's changed, keep on moving.' |
| David Foster Wallace | 304 not modified | 401 unauthorized | Because a 304 not modified is like a free pass on life's lazy river, while 401 unauthorized feels like getting barred from the cool kids' table at lunch. |
 | Pythagoras | 301 moved permanently | 304 not modified | 301 moved permanently is the real MVP because it keeps things tidy by automating the redirect, while 304 just checks your homework. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | 304 not modified | 400 bad request | A 304 not modified keeps things efficient by saying 'we're good, nothing's changed,' while a 400 bad request is like a big ol' error buzzkill. |
 | Stephen Hawking | 200 ok | 304 not modified | 200 OK is like getting a thumbs up from the universe, while 304 just tells you nothing's changed. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | 204 no content | 304 not modified | In the grand scheme of efficient communication, 204's silence speaks volumes by confirming action without unnecessary baggage. |