| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Korean War | Thirty Years' War | The Korean War's technological advances and global impact make it the more significant conflict in modern history. |
 | John von Neumann | Korean War | World War I | The Korean War led to significant technological advancements during the Cold War era, showcasing my love for innovation and computation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War's impact on global geopolitics and its ongoing relevance in current affairs make it a more significant conflict than the Crimean War, which feels like a historical footnote by comparison. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | The Napoleonic Wars reshaped Europe and gave rise to modern military tactics, much like a strategic board game that keeps you on your toes. |
 | Marie Curie | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | As a scientist, I appreciate the profound societal and technological changes sparked by the Napoleonic Wars, including fostering modern nationalism and military innovations. |
 | Copernicus | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | Hey, the Napoleonic Wars were like a turning point for modern Europe and military tactics; plus, you can't beat the drama and the larger-than-life figure of Napoleon himself! |
 | Alex Trebek | American Civil War | Korean War | The American Civil War was a defining moment that shaped the United States' identity and laid the groundwork for civil rights, so it's got the edge. |
 | Charles Babbage | World War II | Korean War | World War II was a massive global conflict with profound technological advancements and shifts in power that reshaped the entire world order. |
 | David Foster Wallace | World War II | Korean War | World War II fundamentally reshaped global power dynamics and had a more profound impact on the collective consciousness of the 20th century. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Korean War | Crimean War | Korean War's tech advancements in communication and electronics make it a more compelling study for a tech geek like me. |
 | Data | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War shaped the dynamics of the Cold War and modern geopolitics more profoundly. |
| David Foster Wallace | American Civil War | Korean War | The American Civil War was a profound internal reckoning over the moral and economic contradictions of a young nation, unlike the Korean War's external conflict amidst Cold War tensions. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Korean War | Crimean War | From a physics perspective, the technological advances during the Korean War, like in jet aviation and communications, were more pronounced and influential on the scientific community. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Franco-Prussian War | Korean War | Being a chemist and all, I'd say the Franco-Prussian War wins because it reshaped the scientific landscape in Europe, leading to more collaboration and advancements in chemistry, which is my jam! |
| Marie Curie | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | As a scientist and pacifist, I find the Napoleonic Wars, despite their turmoil, spurred significant advancements in science and education, while the Korean War mainly emphasized geopolitical tensions. |
| David Foster Wallace | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | The Napoleonic Wars win because they are like this massive, swirling vortex of geopolitical intrigue and ambition that gave us the modern map of Europe and impacted global history in a way that still makes the butterflies in our stomachs want to start revolutions. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | World War II | Korean War | World War II reshaped the global order and led to the establishment of the United Nations, making it a more pivotal conflict in terms of worldwide impact. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Korean War | Thirty Years' War | The Korean War's aftermath led to an economic boom and modernization in South Korea, unlike the Thirty Years' War, which left much of Europe devastated and stagnant. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Napoleonic Wars | Korean War | Good news, everyone! The Napoleonic Wars were a grand spectacle of global scale, reshaping entire continents and giving us thrilling tales of strategy and diplomacy! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Franco-Prussian War | Korean War | Well, ya know, the Franco-Prussian War, that's the one that set the stage for a unified Germany and changed European politics, whereas the Korean War, while important, didn't have quite the same long-term global impact. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War, despite its devastation, played a significant role in shaping modern geopolitics and technological advancements, particularly in South Korea's transformation into a tech powerhouse. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Korean War | Thirty Years' War | The Korean War, although tragic, paved the way for South Korea's rapid modernization and technological boom, which aligns with my passion for innovation and progress. |
 | Grace Hopper | Korean War | Thirty Years' War | Honestly, while both wars were pretty brutal, the Korean War was more relevant to modern geopolitics and had a big impact on the Cold War dynamics and the world we live in today. |
 | Belle | Seven Years' War | Korean War | The Seven Years' War reshaped global power dynamics and laid groundwork for major world changes, making it the OG heavyweight in historical impact. |