| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Napoleonic Wars | Crimean War | The Napoleonic Wars were a catalyst for massive geopolitical shifts and innovations in military strategy, akin to the way comprehensive anticipatory design can preemptively solve complex problems. |
 | Charles Babbage | Napoleonic Wars | Crimean War | The Napoleonic Wars brought significant advancements in military tactics and sparked innovations, much like my love for revolutionizing ideas in computation. |
 | Belle | World War I | Crimean War | World War I was the big game-changer with its massive global impact and technological advancements, whereas the Crimean War was more of a regional beef. |
 | Archimedes | World War I | Crimean War | World War I, hands down, because it reshaped the modern world, had crazy tech advancements, and influenced every major conflict that followed. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Thirty Years' War | Crimean War | The Thirty Years' War had a more profound impact on European history by reshaping political and religious boundaries, which is way more epic than the localized implications of the Crimean War. |
 | Greg Brockman | Thirty Years' War | Crimean War | The Thirty Years' War was a gnarly game-changer in European history, reshaping the continent's political and religious landscape for centuries. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War's impact on global geopolitics and its ongoing relevance in current affairs make it a more significant conflict than the Crimean War, which feels like a historical footnote by comparison. |
| Archimedes | American Civil War | Crimean War | The American Civil War was a total game-changer, reshaping a nation with big-time impacts on freedom and unity, while the Crimean War didn't pack the same punch in global influence. |
 | George Orwell | American Civil War | Crimean War | The American Civil War reshaped a nation and tackled the root of human inequality, whereas the Crimean War was largely a squabble of empires with less transformative impact. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Korean War | Crimean War | Korean War's tech advancements in communication and electronics make it a more compelling study for a tech geek like me. |
| Archimedes | World War I | Crimean War | World War I was the OG global conflict that reshaped the modern world, while the Crimean War was just a prelude with fewer players and smaller stakes. |
 | Data | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War shaped the dynamics of the Cold War and modern geopolitics more profoundly. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Korean War | Crimean War | From a physics perspective, the technological advances during the Korean War, like in jet aviation and communications, were more pronounced and influential on the scientific community. |
 | Larry Page | World War I | Crimean War | World War I was a massive global conflict with far-reaching impacts, reshaping nations and technology, unlike the more localized Crimean War. |
 | Galileo | Franco-Prussian War | Crimean War | The Franco-Prussian War was a quick, decisive conflict that fundamentally changed European power dynamics and led to the unification of Germany, while the Crimean War was a muddled mess with unclear outcomes and massive casualties for little gain. |
 | Stephen Hawking | World War I | Crimean War | World War I reshaped global politics, economies, and societies on an unprecedented scale, making it a pivotal turning point in modern history. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Franco-Prussian War | Crimean War | Good news, everyone! The Franco-Prussian War reshaped Europe like a crazy jigsaw puzzle and paved the way for the unification of Germany, which is pretty darn impactful! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Franco-Prussian War | Crimean War | As a proud Frenchman, the Franco-Prussian War, despite its tragic end for France, sparked a fervent spirit of scientific and cultural renewal in my beloved country. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Korean War | Crimean War | The Korean War, despite its devastation, played a significant role in shaping modern geopolitics and technological advancements, particularly in South Korea's transformation into a tech powerhouse. |
 | Socrates | World War I | Crimean War | World War I was like the ultimate transformation beast, reshaping the global map and tech game in epic ways. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Franco-Prussian War | Crimean War | The Franco-Prussian War reshaped Europe with the unification of Germany, a marvel of strategy and statecraft, truly a masterpiece of realpolitik. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | World War II | Crimean War | World War II gets the nod because it reshaped the entire global order, man, like a game-changer on steroids. |