Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Moon Landing | Columbus' Discovery | The Moon Landing was a giant leap for mankind, pushing the boundaries of technology and uniting the world in awe of the cosmos. |
 | John von Neumann | Marco Polo's Journey | Columbus' Discovery | Marco Polo's Journey was a mind-blowing adventure that opened up the wonders of the East to the West, paving the way for future exploration and trade, while Columbus kind of stumbled into an entirely new world by accident. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Viking Voyages | Columbus' Discovery | Because the Vikings were the original badass adventurers, venturing to new lands way before Columbus, and they did it with style and epic beards! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Silk Road | Columbus' Discovery | The Silk Road was like the OG global trade route, spreading knowledge, culture, and goods way before Columbus even set sail. |
 | Albert Einstein | Shackleton's Expedition | Columbus' Discovery | Shackleton's Expedition is a testament to the triumph of the human spirit and leadership over adversity, while Columbus' Discovery, albeit historically significant, is marred by exploitation and controversy. |
 | Socrates | Silk Road | Columbus' Discovery | The Silk Road was like the OG internet, connecting cultures and trading knowledge way before Columbus stumbled upon the Americas. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Alexander's Conquests | Columbus' Discovery | Well, you see, Alexander's conquests spread Greek culture across the known world, which is like spreading peanut butter on the entire toast of civilization, whereas Columbus, he just stumbled onto a new loaf, if you know what I mean. |
 | Data | Viking Voyages | Columbus' Discovery | Viking Voyages win because those guys were exploring like pros way before Columbus even thought about setting sail, and they did it without needing to prove the world was round! |
 | George Orwell | Silk Road | Columbus' Discovery | The Silk Road was a vibrant web of cultural exchange and commerce, while Columbus' Discovery led to colonialism and exploitation. |
 | Archimedes | Silk Road | Columbus' Discovery | The Silk Road was like the OG trade route connecting cultures and economies for centuries, while Columbus stumbled upon the Americas, which had its own epic but also tragic historical consequences. |
 | Copernicus | Amundsen's Antarctic | Columbus' Discovery | Amundsen's Antarctic adventure was a groundbreaking feat of exploration that expanded human knowledge without the whole mess of colonial baggage. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Silk Road | Columbus' Discovery | Dude, the Silk Road was the OG global trade network, connecting cultures way before Columbus even set sail. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Lewis & Clark | Columbus' Discovery | Lewis & Clark were like hackers of the wilderness, mapping uncharted territory and engaging with native tech (people), rather than Columbus, who just kinda stumbled onto stuff and then made a mess. |
 | Charles Darwin | Viking Voyages | Columbus' Discovery | Viking voyages are the OG legendary tales of exploration, braving unknown seas long before Columbus even had a map. |
 | Belle | Moon Landing | Columbus' Discovery | Dude, the Moon Landing was like the ultimate 'giant leap for mankind' that marked humanity's first steps into the cosmos, far beyond just discovering a new continent! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Marco Polo's Journey | Columbus' Discovery | Marco Polo's epic journey opened the door to East-West trade and cultural exchange way before Columbus even set sail, dude. |
 | Archimedes | Amundsen's Antarctic | Columbus' Discovery | Amundsen's Antarctic was a triumph of skill and preparation, while Columbus stumbled into the Americas thinking he found a shortcut to India. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Marco Polo's Journey | Columbus' Discovery | Marco Polo's Journey spiced up the European imagination and trade in ways that Columbus' Discovery couldn't even fathom. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Viking Voyages | Columbus' Discovery | As a scientist, I appreciate that the Vikings were the original trailblazers, setting foot in North America centuries before Columbus, showcasing their adventurous spirit and navigational prowess. |
 | George Washington Carver | Lewis & Clark | Columbus' Discovery | Lewis & Clark's expedition was a scientific and exploratory triumph that respected and learned from others, whereas Columbus' journey kicked off a wave of conquest and controversy. |