| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Glorious Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Glorious Revolution was more about setting the stage for modern democracy without a bloodbath, rather than just swapping one power for another. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | French Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The French Revolution is the granddaddy of modern revolutions, full of lessons about the complexity of human systems and the power of ideas to catalyze societal transformation. |
 | Marie Curie | American Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The American Revolution laid the groundwork for modern democracy and inspired countless nations around the world, including my homeland Poland, to fight for their freedom. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Industrial Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Industrial Revolution fundamentally transformed human society, laying the groundwork for modern technology and economic development. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Haitian Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Haitian Revolution was a legendary fight for freedom that shattered chains and inspired countless others, proving the might of unity and resilience against oppression. |
 | David Macaulay | American Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The American Revolution set the stage for democracy and inspired countless other movements, while the Cuban Revolution swapped one dictator for another. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Mexican Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Mexican Revolution, it was a broader social and cultural transformation with lasting impact, while the Cuban Revolution was more of a political shift. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Industrial Revolution | Cuban Revolution | Good news, everyone! The Industrial Revolution sparked innovation and technology that shaped modern society, like the creation of my beloved doomsday devices! |
 | Grace Hopper | Russian Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Russian Revolution stirred up the world way more, flipping the script on a massive empire and sparking a whole century of ideological battles. |
 | Nikola Tesla | French Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The French Revolution electrified the world with its radical ideas of liberty, equality, and fraternity, laying groundwork for modern democratic institutions. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chinese Revolution | Cuban Revolution | Given the sheer scale and long-term global impact, the Chinese Revolution was a game-changer on a whole new level. |
| David Macaulay | Cuban Revolution | Iranian Revolution | Dude, the Cuban Revolution's got that classic underdog story and it gave us cigars and Che Guevara t-shirts. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Russian Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Russian Revolution's impact was massive, turning a huge empire into a world superpower, while the Cuban Revolution, though fiery, didn't shake the globe as much. |
| Lonnie Johnson | American Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The American Revolution laid the groundwork for democracy and innovation, setting the stage for some nerdy inventions like my Super Soaker! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | American Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The American Revolution gave birth to a nation founded on the crazy idea of liberty and democracy, no matter how messy it got. |
 | Charles Darwin | Glorious Revolution | Cuban Revolution | I'm all about evolution, and the Glorious Revolution was more my style – it was a peaceful transition that evolved into a constitutional monarchy without a bloody mess. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Cuban Revolution | Iranian Revolution | Good news, everyone! The Cuban Revolution wins for its initial aim at improving social equality, despite the complications that followed. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Haitian Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Haitian Revolution was a monumental underdog tale where enslaved people overthrew their oppressors, setting a global precedent for freedom movements. |
 | Larry Page | Haitian Revolution | Cuban Revolution | The Haitian Revolution straight up broke the chains of slavery, setting a bold precedent for freedom in the New World. |