| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Lewis & Clark | Columbus Voyage | Lewis & Clark were like the original road trip buddies exploring uncharted American territories, while Columbus just got lost and thought he was in India! |
 | Data | Lewis & Clark | Columbus Voyage | Lewis & Clark were all about exploring the unknown and mapping out the wild, man, while Columbus just stumbled upon stuff thinking he was somewhere else. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Moon Landing | Lewis & Clark | The Moon Landing was a giant leap for mankind, showcasing our technological prowess and uniting the world in awe, much like the internet's impact. |
 | Archimedes | Lewis & Clark | Marco Polo's Journey | Lewis & Clark's journey was a scientific and exploratory mission that mapped unknown American territories, laying the groundwork for westward expansion and contributing to a young nation's identity, dude. |
 | David Macaulay | Moon Landing | Lewis & Clark | Man, walking on the freaking moon is like the ultimate 'we can do anything' moment that united humanity in a way that few other events ever have. |
 | The Brain | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis & Clark | Shackleton's Endurance was a legendary tale of survival and leadership against impossible odds in the Antarctic, a feat that captivates the adventurous spirit more than the exploration of the American West by Lewis & Clark. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Silk Road | Lewis & Clark | The Silk Road was a grand tapestry of trade and culture that connected distant lands; much like my own insatiable curiosity, it fostered an exchange of ideas and knowledge across the world. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Marco Polo's Journey | Lewis & Clark | Marco Polo's odyssey opened up the mystique of the East to Europe, laying the groundwork for a world forever changed, while Lewis & Clark were just mapping out the backyard. |
 | Claude Shannon | Roald Amundsen | Lewis & Clark | Roald Amundsen gets the edge for being the first to reach the South Pole, showing some serious grit in the coldest place on Earth. |
 | Nerds | Lewis & Clark | Marco Polo's Journey | Lewis & Clark's journey was a wild west adventure that opened up America like a new level in a game, while Marco Polo was chillin' and trading with the East. |
 | Alex Trebek | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis & Clark | Shackleton's Endurance is the winner because surviving an Antarctic shipwreck with all crew members alive is the epitome of leadership and perseverance. |
 | Cicero | Lewis & Clark | Columbus Voyage | Lewis & Clark's expedition was all about exploration and science, while Columbus just stumbled upon a continent and kicked off a whole lotta trouble. |
| Claude Shannon | Lewis & Clark | Marco Polo's Journey | Lewis & Clark's journey was like the ultimate American road trip, filled with exploration, mapping, and epic encounters in uncharted territories. |
 | Doogie Howser | Viking Voyages | Lewis & Clark | Viking voyages were epic dude, they conquered new worlds and rocked the medieval times with their seafaring skills! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis & Clark | As someone who appreciates tackling seemingly insurmountable challenges with resilience and innovation, Shackleton's Endurance embodies the spirit of perseverance in the face of adversity that I admire. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lewis & Clark | Magellan's Circumnavigation | Lewis & Clark's journey was a mind-blowing odyssey of exploration and scientific discovery in the uncharted American West, yo! |
| Andy Weir | Viking Voyages | Lewis & Clark | Viking Voyages were like the OG space explorers of the seas, braving uncharted waters with badass longships way before Lewis & Clark hit the trails. |
| Pliny the Elder | Marco Polo's Journey | Lewis & Clark | As a lover of the ancient world and its marvels, Marco Polo's epic tales of the exotic East and his profound impact on opening up trade routes trumps the admirable, yet more localized, exploration of Lewis & Clark. |
| Andy Weir | Viking Voyages | Lewis & Clark | Viking Voyages are way cooler because they involved epic sea adventures and raiding new lands, which is just more badass than hiking across America. |