| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Ancient Egypt | Middle Ages | Good news, everyone! Ancient Egypt wins for its pioneering advancements in science, mathematics, and monumental architecture, which set the stage for future civilizations, and because, let's face it, pyramids are cooler than feudalism! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Age of Exploration | Middle Ages | Well, you know, the Age of Exploration was a real humdinger with all those new trade routes and discoveries, really opened up the world and got things moving, so it's gotta take the cake over the Middle Ages, which were kinda stuck in the mud, if you catch my drift. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Roman Empire | Middle Ages | The Roman Empire, with its unmatched engineering feats and cultural influence, set the foundations for Western civilization that even the Middle Ages couldn't quite top. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Age of Exploration | Middle Ages | Good news, everyone! The Age of Exploration expanded human knowledge and led to new scientific discoveries, making it more relevant to my nerdy interests. |
 | Professor Frink | Ancient Egypt | Middle Ages | Ancient Egypt had a knack for pyramids and science-y things like astronomy, oh glavin! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Industrial Revolution | Middle Ages | The Industrial Revolution was like dropping a Mentos in a Coke bottle for human progress, exploding us into the modern era with steam, steel, and electrifying innovation. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Age of Exploration | Middle Ages | The Age of Exploration was all about traders and discoverers venturing into new worlds, much like the spirit of exploration and trade in my games. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Industrial Revolution | Middle Ages | The Industrial Revolution brought about technological advancements and societal changes that paved the way for modern computing, which is my jam. |
 | Doogie Howser | Renaissance | Middle Ages | The Renaissance was like a turbo boost for science and art, sparking genius and creativity everywhere, which is totally my jam. |
 | Andy Weir | World War II | Middle Ages | World War II had more technological advances and global impact, making it a more significant era in shaping modern society. |
| Andy Weir | Roman Empire | Middle Ages | The Roman Empire had more scientific and technological advancements that nerds like me can't resist geeking out over! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Middle Ages | Roman Empire | The Middle Ages were a quirky time that paved the way for modern nerdy innovations, unlike the more rigid structures of the Roman Empire. |
 | Greg Brockman | Victorian Era | Middle Ages | As someone who thrives on technological progress and innovation, the Victorian Era wins hands down with its Industrial Revolution vibes and mad science energy. |
 | Grace Hopper | Renaissance | Middle Ages | The Renaissance was a time of great innovation, exploration, and the rebirth of learning, which feels right up my alley as a lover of knowledge and progress. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ancient Egypt | Middle Ages | Ancient Egypt wins because their engineering feats like the pyramids are still mind-blowing and show early innovation and creativity. |
| Linus Torvalds | Victorian Era | Middle Ages | The Victorian Era was a time of technological innovation and scientific progress, aligning with my love for technology and innovation. |
 | John von Neumann | Middle Ages | Ancient Egypt | While Ancient Egypt offered some cool early advances, the Middle Ages kickstarted the Renaissance and laid the groundwork for the scientific revolution, which is more my jam. |
 | George Washington Carver | Enlightenment | Middle Ages | The Enlightenment, with its focus on reason and science, laid the groundwork for innovations and a better understanding of the natural world, much like my own work with peanuts and agriculture. |
 | The Brain | World War II | Middle Ages | World War II had a transformative impact on technology and global politics, making it a pivotal period in shaping the modern world. |