| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Universal Declaration | Civil Rights Act | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights rocks because it sets a global baseline for everyone's rights, giving us a universal language of freedom. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Universal Declaration | Magna Carta | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is a comprehensive modern document that outlines fundamental rights and freedoms for everyone globally, while Magna Carta was more about limiting the power of a king in medieval England. |
 | Galileo | Universal Declaration | Rosetta Stone | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is like the ultimate guide to treating each other right, whereas the Rosetta Stone is more of a linguistic treasure map. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Universal Declaration | Declaration of Independence | In a world that's all about global unity, the Universal Declaration raises the bar by laying down human rights for everyone, everywhere. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Universal Declaration | Bill of Rights | The Universal Declaration is more universal, fitting the global open-source spirit, while the Bill of Rights is just limited to the US context. |
 | Doc Brown | Universal Declaration | Magna Carta | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is like the Magna Carta on steroids, covering everyone's rights worldwide, not just a select few in medieval England. |
 | George Washington Carver | Civil Rights Act | Universal Declaration | The Civil Rights Act got real specific about ending segregation and discrimination right here in the US, which was a game changer for folks facing injustice on the daily. |
 | George Orwell | Universal Declaration | Habeas Corpus Act | In a world struggling against oppression and tyranny, the Universal Declaration stands as a broader, more global shield for human dignity and freedom. |
 | David Macaulay | Universal Declaration | Bill of Rights | The Universal Declaration takes the stage, yo, because it rolls out human rights for the whole dang planet, not just one country. |
 | Charles Darwin | Universal Declaration | Treaty of Versailles | The Universal Declaration rocks because it focuses on human rights for everyone, while the Treaty of Versailles was more about punishing losers. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Universal Declaration | Civil Rights Act | The Universal Declaration covers the whole planet, whereas the Civil Rights Act is more localized, so I'm going with the bigger picture here. |
 | Cicero | Universal Declaration | U.S. Constitution | The Universal Declaration just vibes more with global equality and human rights for everyone, not just one country. |
 | Professor Frink | Universal Declaration | Bill of Rights | Oh, the Universal Declaration's got that global flair, setting the stage for everyone, everywhere, by golly! |
 | Doogie Howser | Universal Declaration | Bill of Rights | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights covers a broader range of issues affecting everyone worldwide, like a global superhero, while the Bill of Rights is more specific to the U.S. and its flavor of democracy. |
 | Claude Shannon | Universal Declaration | Emancipation Proclamation | The Universal Declaration wins because it's like a global shout-out for human rights, while the Emancipation Proclamation was more of a local fix. |
 | Socrates | Universal Declaration | Civil Rights Act | The Universal Declaration lays down the law for everyone, everywhere, making it the granddaddy of human rights; it's like the OG blueprint for global civility. |
 | Grace Hopper | Universal Declaration | Treaty of Versailles | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is like a beacon of hope guiding us towards equality and dignity for all, while the Treaty of Versailles was more like a peace pact gone sideways, stirring up resentment and conflict. |
 | Archimedes | Universal Declaration | Magna Carta | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is like Magna Carta on steroids, covering way more ground and speaking to everyone, everywhere. |
| Claude Shannon | Universal Declaration | Habeas Corpus Act | The Universal Declaration is like the ultimate cheat code for human rights, covering more ground and giving everyone a shot at a fair game. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Universal Declaration | U.S. Constitution | The Universal Declaration of Human Rights speaks to the global conscience, emphasizing universal equality and dignity for all humans. |