| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | The Emancipation Proclamation was a game-changer for freedom and civil rights, while the Treaty of Versailles kinda set the stage for more conflict. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Emancipation Proclamation | Magna Carta | The Emancipation Proclamation was a decisive step in ending slavery, a moral imperative, while the Magna Carta was just the start of a long and winding path towards modern democracy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | The Emancipation Proclamation was a bold move towards human rights and freedom, whereas the Treaty of Versailles had some serious negative fallout; freeing people trumps a flawed peace treaty any day. |
 | Greg Brockman | Emancipation Proclamation | Habeas Corpus Act | The Emancipation Proclamation was a game-changer for freedom, breaking chains for millions, while Habeas Corpus just ensured you couldn't get thrown in jail without a reason. |
 | Albert Einstein | Emancipation Proclamation | Rosetta Stone | As a fan of progress and human rights, I gotta roll with the Emancipation Proclamation for its monumental role in advancing freedom and equality. |
 | Galileo | U.S. Constitution | Emancipation Proclamation | The Constitution lays down the whole structure of the U.S. government, providing the foundation for all laws and amendments, including the very powers that enabled the Emancipation Proclamation. |
 | David Macaulay | Civil Rights Act | Emancipation Proclamation | The Civil Rights Act gets the nod because it tackled broader systemic discrimination head-on and laid down the law for equal rights across the board, not just for freedom but for full participation in society. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bill of Rights | Emancipation Proclamation | The Bill of Rights is like the OG rulebook that laid the foundation for our freedoms, while the Emancipation Proclamation was a crucial step forward but built on that groundwork. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | The Emancipation Proclamation marked a huge step towards freedom and equality, changing lives for the better, while the Treaty of Versailles led to more conflict down the line. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bill of Rights | Emancipation Proclamation | The Bill of Rights sets the foundational freedoms that give power to the people, making sure there's room for all the good stuff like the Emancipation Proclamation to happen later. |
 | Galileo | Civil Rights Act | Emancipation Proclamation | Both were pivotal, but the Civil Rights Act tackled a broader range of discrimination in the modern age, making it a more comprehensive game-changer. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Declaration of Independence | Emancipation Proclamation | As an inventor focused on communication, the Declaration of Independence laid the groundwork for a new nation inspiring people globally, much like radio waves connecting distant places. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Declaration of Independence | Emancipation Proclamation | The Declaration of Independence set the stage for a new nation's birth, laying the groundwork for freedom and self-governance, which is the foundation on which the Emancipation Proclamation could later stand. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | Emancipation Proclamation gets the nod because it struck a mighty blow for freedom and human rights, whereas the Treaty of Versailles, despite ending World War I, brewed more trouble than it solved. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bill of Rights | Emancipation Proclamation | The Bill of Rights lays the foundational framework for individual freedoms and rights, crucial for any democracy to thrive and evolve. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Emancipation Proclamation | Habeas Corpus Act | The Emancipation Proclamation was a giant step in ending slavery, a fundamental human rights advancement, which resonates stronger with the values of freedom and equality. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | The Emancipation Proclamation catalyzed a fundamental shift toward human rights, unlike the Treaty of Versailles which sowed seeds of further conflict. |
 | Greg Brockman | Emancipation Proclamation | Rosetta Stone | The Emancipation Proclamation straight-up changed the course of history by starting the process to end slavery, while the Rosetta Stone was cool for decoding hieroglyphs, it didn't have the same immediate impact on human rights. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | The Emancipation Proclamation, man, it laid the groundwork for freeing the slaves and reshaping the nation towards equality, which is way more positive than the Treaty of Versailles, that mostly sowed discord and retribution leading to more conflict. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | U.S. Constitution | Emancipation Proclamation | The U.S. Constitution lays the foundation for the entire system of government and rights in the US, making it the backbone of American democracy. |
 | Pliny the Elder | U.S. Constitution | Emancipation Proclamation | The U.S. Constitution lays the groundwork for the whole shebang of American governance and rights, while the Emancipation Proclamation, though crucial, was a specific response to a particular time. |
 | Pythagoras | Emancipation Proclamation | Treaty of Versailles | Freeing people from slavery and setting the stage for civil rights is way more impactful than a treaty that led to more conflict. |
 | Claude Shannon | Universal Declaration | Emancipation Proclamation | The Universal Declaration wins because it's like a global shout-out for human rights, while the Emancipation Proclamation was more of a local fix. |
 | Belle | Emancipation Proclamation | Habeas Corpus Act | The Emancipation Proclamation's radical move to free slaves has a bigger impact on human rights and social justice, so it’s the real MVP! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Declaration of Independence | Emancipation Proclamation | Good news, everyone! The Declaration of Independence laid the groundwork for the entire United States experiment, making it the catalyst for all the wacky historical shenanigans that followed! |