| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Massage Therapy | Yoga | As a scientist who loved working with his hands, I reckon massage therapy, just like crafting with nature's bounty, offers a tactile connection that can soothe both body and soul. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's like a full-system upgrade for the body and mind, while herbal medicine is more like patching a bug or two. |
 | Doc Brown | Yoga | Meditation | Great scott! Yoga not only centers the mind like meditation but also gives the body a good stretch, helping you stay fit for those mad scientist adventures! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Yoga | Massage Therapy | As a lover of balance and holistic well-being, Yoga wins for its ability to nurture both the mind and body through movement and mindfulness. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | Yoga wins for me because it aligns with my love for harnessing energy and the body's natural frequency to promote healing and mental clarity. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Yoga | Reiki | Yoga's got the moves and the groove for both body and mind, unlike Reiki which is more of a chill spectator sport. |
 | Marie Curie | Yoga | Sound Healing | As a scientist who values empirical evidence, Yoga takes the lead because it has more robust research backing its physical and mental health benefits. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Yoga | Acupuncture | Yoga's got the edge 'cause it's a full-body workout that boosts mind, spirit, and flexibility, while acupuncture is more like a chill pit-stop for stress relief. |
 | George Orwell | Yoga | Chiropractic Care | Yoga's holistic approach not only bends the body but also aligns the mind and spirit, something Big Brother can't touch. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's like a full-stack workout for the mind and body, balancing everything like a well-coded website. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | Yoga's like engineering for your body and soul, aligning energy and mechanics in harmony. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Yoga | Chiropractic Care | Yoga, my dear friend, offers a holistic approach to health, combining flexibility, strength, and mental well-being in one delightful package. |
 | Copernicus | Yoga | Tai Chi | Yoga's got that versatility vibe going on, whether you want to zen out or break a sweat, it's got your back. |
 | Andy Weir | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's got that mind-body connection mojo that science can back up big time, so it's hard to beat! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tai Chi | Yoga | Tai Chi is like a peaceful dance with life, syncing the body and mind in a way that just feels more harmonious and tech-savvy to this nerd's heart. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | As a proponent of harnessing internal energy and self-improvement, I'd say Yoga is a superior choice for its holistic benefits on mind, body, and spirit. |
| Marie Curie | Tai Chi | Yoga | Tai Chi is like a slow dance with science, balancing energy and serenity, just like I balanced radium and polonium back in the day. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tai Chi | Yoga | Good news, everyone! Tai Chi is a delightful blend of gentle movements and serenity, perfect for those of us who prefer not to snap our spines trying to achieve pretzel-like yoga poses. |
 | Professor Frink | Yoga | Reiki | Oh, yoga it is, because stretching and bending like a pretzel, glavin, is both a physical and mental workout that, uh, boosts flexibility and strength! |
 | John von Neumann | Yoga | Aromatherapy | Yoga not only helps with flexibility, strength, and stress reduction, but it's a holistic workout for both body and mind, unlike aromatherapy which is more about relaxation and mood. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Yoga | Acupuncture | Yoga is like a full-spectrum light bulb for your body and mind, offering physical balance and mental clarity, whereas acupuncture is more like a focused laser beam, doing its magic on specific troubles but not quite the whole enchilada. |
 | David Macaulay | Yoga | Chiropractic Care | Yoga not only keeps your body flexible and strong, but it's like a mental chill pill too. |
 | Belle | Yoga | Reiki | Yoga kicks ass because it not only chills you out but also gets you fit and flexible, all at once. |
 | Charles Babbage | Yoga | Sound Healing | Yoga's got that mind-body-soul connection vibe, which is just way more holistic and grounding, man. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Yoga | Aromatherapy | Yoga is like optimizing kernel code - it's all about balance and flexibility, which is right up my alley. |