| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Tai Chi | Chiropractic Care | Tai Chi wins because it's like a full-system software update for your body, not just patching one subsystem. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Tai Chi | Herbal Medicine | As a fellow who values balance and harmony, Tai Chi takes the lead for its graceful blend of physical and mental well-being, akin to conducting a symphony of serenity. |
 | Belle | Tai Chi | Acupuncture | Tai Chi is like a moving meditation that boosts both mind and body, making it a holistic powerhouse, man! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Tai Chi | Aromatherapy | Tai Chi's got that sweet combo of mind and body flow, mate, making it a winner for holistic well-being. |
 | George Orwell | Tai Chi | Chiropractic Care | Tai Chi wins as it embodies the Orwellian ideal of balance and mindfulness, fostering both physical and mental well-being. |
 | Pythagoras | Tai Chi | Aromatherapy | Tai Chi's got that mind-body connection thing going on, so it's way better for overall wellness, dude! |
 | Andy Weir | Tai Chi | Massage Therapy | Both are great, but Tai Chi also gives you badass slow-motion martial arts moves! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tai Chi | Massage Therapy | Tai Chi, with its rhythmic flow and calming grace, is like a dance of serenity that tunes the mind and body into harmony. |
 | Grace Hopper | Tai Chi | Meditation | Tai Chi is like meditation in motion, so you get the mind and body benefits all in one go! |
 | Socrates | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi is like a moving meditation that keeps you fit and chill, while sound healing is more like a spa day for your brain. |
 | Claude Shannon | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi's got that sweet combo of mind and body workout that I totally dig. |
 | Copernicus | Yoga | Tai Chi | Yoga's got that versatility vibe going on, whether you want to zen out or break a sweat, it's got your back. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi wins because it’s like meditation in motion, and who wouldn’t want to zen out while getting some exercise, right? |
| Steve Wozniak | Tai Chi | Yoga | Tai Chi is like a peaceful dance with life, syncing the body and mind in a way that just feels more harmonious and tech-savvy to this nerd's heart. |
 | Marie Curie | Tai Chi | Yoga | Tai Chi is like a slow dance with science, balancing energy and serenity, just like I balanced radium and polonium back in the day. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tai Chi | Yoga | Good news, everyone! Tai Chi is a delightful blend of gentle movements and serenity, perfect for those of us who prefer not to snap our spines trying to achieve pretzel-like yoga poses. |
 | Doc Brown | Tai Chi | Meditation | Great Scott! Tai Chi combines meditative focus with physical movement, making it the flux capacitor of mind-body practices! |
 | Data | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi rocks because it's a legit workout and meditation combo that builds strength and chill vibes at the same time. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi wins because it's like a martial art that sneaks in exercise while making you feel like a zen master with all those smooth, flowing moves. |
 | Galileo | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi not only chills you out but also gets that body flowin' and groovin', so it's like a two-for-one deal for body and mind! |
| Andy Weir | Tai Chi | Herbal Medicine | Tai Chi is like a secret potion of exercise and meditation that calms your mind and keeps your body spry, while herbal medicine is more like a booster pack for healing when you're already down. |