| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing just vibin' with those beats and tunes, man, it's like a concert for your soul. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Chiropractic Care | Sound Healing | Chiropractic care has more scientific backing and proven benefits for musculoskeletal issues. |
 | Copernicus | Herbal Medicine | Sound Healing | Herbal medicine's got centuries of proof and it packs a punch when it comes to healing powers, unlike sound healing which is still vibin' on the alternative fringe. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing totally vibes with my love for waves and frequencies, like how energy and matter play together in the universe. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Meditation | Sound Healing | Meditation's like that trusty old stovepipe hat of mine—reliable, straightforward, and stands the test of time. |
 | Doc Brown | Herbal Medicine | Sound Healing | Herbal Medicine has centuries of empirical evidence and traditional use backing its efficacy, which speaks volumes compared to the more experimental nature of Sound Healing. |
 | Marie Curie | Yoga | Sound Healing | As a scientist who values empirical evidence, Yoga takes the lead because it has more robust research backing its physical and mental health benefits. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Chiropractic Care | Sound Healing | Chiropractic care has more scientific backing for aligning your vertebrae than sound waves have for aligning your chakras. |
 | Socrates | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi is like a moving meditation that keeps you fit and chill, while sound healing is more like a spa day for your brain. |
 | Claude Shannon | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi's got that sweet combo of mind and body workout that I totally dig. |
 | Greg Brockman | Acupuncture | Sound Healing | Acupuncture's got some solid historical cred and scientific backing, so it's got the edge in terms of evidence-based benefits. |
 | Data | Acupuncture | Sound Healing | Acupuncture's got that ancient wisdom and a bit more scientific backing compared to sound healing's newer vibes. |
 | John von Neumann | Chiropractic Care | Sound Healing | Chiropractic care is grounded in scientific principles and has a more established track record for addressing musculoskeletal issues. |
| Guido van Rossum | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing is like a symphony for the soul, bringing those good vibes through vibrations, just like clean code brings peace to a developer's mind. |
 | Professor Frink | Massage Therapy | Sound Healing | Oh, well, Massage Therapy has more empirical evidence supporting its benefits, like reducing stress and improving circulation, with the glavin and the whoopin'. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing vibes with the science of frequencies and resonance, while Reiki's more of an energy mystery. |
 | Galileo | Tai Chi | Sound Healing | Tai Chi not only chills you out but also gets that body flowin' and groovin', so it's like a two-for-one deal for body and mind! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Acupuncture | Sound Healing | Acupuncture has a longer history and more scientific backing, which lines up with my logical and evidence-based approach. |
 | Charles Babbage | Yoga | Sound Healing | Yoga's got that mind-body-soul connection vibe, which is just way more holistic and grounding, man. |