| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doogie Howser | Acupuncture | Reiki | Acupuncture has more scientific backing and proven effectiveness for certain conditions, so it's got the edge here. |
 | Nerds | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing just vibin' with those beats and tunes, man, it's like a concert for your soul. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Yoga | Reiki | Yoga's got the moves and the groove for both body and mind, unlike Reiki which is more of a chill spectator sport. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing totally vibes with my love for waves and frequencies, like how energy and matter play together in the universe. |
 | Charles Darwin | Meditation | Reiki | Meditation is like the natural selection of the mind, honing focus and clarity through patience and practice. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Chiropractic Care | Reiki | I'm a science and evidence guy, and chiropractic care has more scientific backing than Reiki. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi wins because it’s like meditation in motion, and who wouldn’t want to zen out while getting some exercise, right? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing is like a symphony for the soul, bringing those good vibes through vibrations, just like clean code brings peace to a developer's mind. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chiropractic Care | Reiki | Chiropractic care has more scientific backing and direct physical intervention, aligning with my preference for tangible, structural solutions. |
 | Professor Frink | Yoga | Reiki | Oh, yoga it is, because stretching and bending like a pretzel, glavin, is both a physical and mental workout that, uh, boosts flexibility and strength! |
 | Belle | Herbal Medicine | Reiki | Herbal Medicine has centuries of use and scientific research backing its efficacy, giving it a solid foundation over Reiki's energy healing approach. |
 | Copernicus | Aromatherapy | Reiki | Aromatherapy smells amazing and can chill you out real quick, whereas Reiki feels more like waving hands around hoping for magic. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Sound Healing | Reiki | Sound Healing vibes with the science of frequencies and resonance, while Reiki's more of an energy mystery. |
 | Data | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi rocks because it's a legit workout and meditation combo that builds strength and chill vibes at the same time. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tai Chi | Reiki | Tai Chi wins because it's like a martial art that sneaks in exercise while making you feel like a zen master with all those smooth, flowing moves. |
 | Galileo | Herbal Medicine | Reiki | Herbal Medicine has been around for ages and is backed by some legit scientific studies, while Reiki is more about vibes and energy, which ain't everyone's cup of tea. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Acupuncture | Reiki | Well, acupuncture at least has some studies suggesting it works for pain, while Reiki is more like waving your hands around and hoping for the best. |
| Belle | Yoga | Reiki | Yoga kicks ass because it not only chills you out but also gets you fit and flexible, all at once. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chiropractic Care | Reiki | As a man of science, I appreciate that chiropractic care has more empirical evidence supporting its effectiveness for musculoskeletal issues. |