| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Massage Therapy | Yoga | As a scientist who loved working with his hands, I reckon massage therapy, just like crafting with nature's bounty, offers a tactile connection that can soothe both body and soul. |
 | Alex Trebek | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage Therapy gets the nod because nothing beats the hands-on relief of a good massage to knead away those knots. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Yoga | Massage Therapy | As a lover of balance and holistic well-being, Yoga wins for its ability to nurture both the mind and body through movement and mindfulness. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Massage Therapy | Herbal Medicine | Igor and I love a good back rub after a long day in the lab; it does wonders for the soul! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | Yoga wins for me because it aligns with my love for harnessing energy and the body's natural frequency to promote healing and mental clarity. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | As a man who knew the weight of the world, nothing beats the hands-on relief of massage after a long day's toil. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy wins because nothing beats the hands-on human touch to knead away those stubborn knots and tension. |
 | The Brain | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy's hands-on approach ain't just relaxing; it works out those tension knots like a charm, bro! |
 | Andy Weir | Tai Chi | Massage Therapy | Both are great, but Tai Chi also gives you badass slow-motion martial arts moves! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tai Chi | Massage Therapy | Tai Chi, with its rhythmic flow and calming grace, is like a dance of serenity that tunes the mind and body into harmony. |
| Steve Wozniak | Massage Therapy | Meditation | You can't beat the pure bliss and physical relief you get from a great massage, it's like debugging your body's stress. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Massage Therapy | Herbal Medicine | Massage Therapy takes the gold for its immediate relief and stress-busting superpowers, providing that hands-on experience science and my own stiff muscles can't argue with. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | Yoga's like engineering for your body and soul, aligning energy and mechanics in harmony. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | As a guy who loves the tactile and immersive experience of a good story, massage therapy is like a literary masterpiece for your muscles, while aromatherapy is more like a fleeting haiku. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yoga | Massage Therapy | As a proponent of harnessing internal energy and self-improvement, I'd say Yoga is a superior choice for its holistic benefits on mind, body, and spirit. |
 | Copernicus | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy is the bomb because it combines physical touch with stress relief, putting your body in a state of pure relaxation bliss. |
 | George Orwell | Massage Therapy | Acupuncture | Massage therapy wins because, in the everyday grind, a good rubdown feels like a soothing balm for the soul, while acupuncture remains a prickly business for most folks. |
 | Professor Frink | Massage Therapy | Sound Healing | Oh, well, Massage Therapy has more empirical evidence supporting its benefits, like reducing stress and improving circulation, with the glavin and the whoopin'. |
 | Doc Brown | Massage Therapy | Chiropractic Care | Massage therapy hits the sweet spot for overall relaxation and muscle tension release without the snap, crackle, and pop of chiropractic care. |
| Ada Lovelace | Meditation | Massage Therapy | As a logical thinker, meditation's ability to sharpen focus and clarify thought processes is like upgrading my mental software, which is a plus for my cognitive workload. |
| The Brain | Massage Therapy | Chiropractic Care | Massage Therapy just feels like a cozy hug for your muscles, making it the ultimate chill-out session. |