| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Herbal Medicine | Chiropractic Care | Herbal medicine has centuries of wisdom behind it and offers a natural approach, which aligns splendidly with the organic intricacies of the human body. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's like a full-system upgrade for the body and mind, while herbal medicine is more like patching a bug or two. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Massage Therapy | Herbal Medicine | Igor and I love a good back rub after a long day in the lab; it does wonders for the soul! |
 | Galileo | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture | I reckon herbal medicine takes the cake because it's got a wider range of scientific support behind its natural compounds, even though both have their roots in ancient practices. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Herbal Medicine | Chiropractic Care | Herbal Medicine covers a broader range of ailments and taps into centuries of natural healing wisdom. |
 | Marie Curie | Meditation | Herbal Medicine | As a scientist intrigued by the mind's potential, I'd say meditation wins for its proven power to enhance mental clarity and emotional resilience without needing a tincture or brew. |
 | Copernicus | Herbal Medicine | Sound Healing | Herbal medicine's got centuries of proof and it packs a punch when it comes to healing powers, unlike sound healing which is still vibin' on the alternative fringe. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Tai Chi | Herbal Medicine | As a fellow who values balance and harmony, Tai Chi takes the lead for its graceful blend of physical and mental well-being, akin to conducting a symphony of serenity. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture | Herbal medicine taps into nature's pharmacy, offering a wide array of remedies honed over centuries, making it a powerhouse for healing. |
 | Doc Brown | Herbal Medicine | Sound Healing | Herbal Medicine has centuries of empirical evidence and traditional use backing its efficacy, which speaks volumes compared to the more experimental nature of Sound Healing. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Acupuncture | Herbal Medicine | I value the structural integrity and systemic approach of acupuncture in aligning the body's energy channels. |
 | Doogie Howser | Acupuncture | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture's got more scientific backup, so it's ahead by a needle point. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture | As a man of science and elements, I find herbal medicine intriguing due to its basis in natural compounds and potential interplay with the body's own chemistry. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's like a full-stack workout for the mind and body, balancing everything like a well-coded website. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Massage Therapy | Herbal Medicine | Massage Therapy takes the gold for its immediate relief and stress-busting superpowers, providing that hands-on experience science and my own stiff muscles can't argue with. |
 | Andy Weir | Yoga | Herbal Medicine | Yoga's got that mind-body connection mojo that science can back up big time, so it's hard to beat! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Meditation | Herbal Medicine | Meditation's like a software update for your brain, keeping it calm and focused, which is crucial in our digital whirlwind. |
 | Belle | Herbal Medicine | Reiki | Herbal Medicine has centuries of use and scientific research backing its efficacy, giving it a solid foundation over Reiki's energy healing approach. |
| Galileo | Herbal Medicine | Reiki | Herbal Medicine has been around for ages and is backed by some legit scientific studies, while Reiki is more about vibes and energy, which ain't everyone's cup of tea. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture | As a scientist, I favor evidence-based approaches, and while both have limited scientific backing, herbal medicine's use of plant compounds aligns more with my biological studies. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Herbal Medicine | Acupuncture | Well, in the grand scheme of things, herbal medicine seems more like the rumpled Kilgore Trout of the healing world—natural, earthy, and filled with ancient stories, while acupuncture feels a tad too pointy and precise for my tastes. |
| Andy Weir | Tai Chi | Herbal Medicine | Tai Chi is like a secret potion of exercise and meditation that calms your mind and keeps your body spry, while herbal medicine is more like a booster pack for healing when you're already down. |