| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage Therapy gets the nod because nothing beats the hands-on relief of a good massage to knead away those knots. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Meditation | Aromatherapy | Meditation's mental clarity is like a cheat code for life, giving you peace and focus that just can't be beat. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | As a man who knew the weight of the world, nothing beats the hands-on relief of massage after a long day's toil. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy wins because nothing beats the hands-on human touch to knead away those stubborn knots and tension. |
 | The Brain | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy's hands-on approach ain't just relaxing; it works out those tension knots like a charm, bro! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chiropractic Care | Aromatherapy | Chiropractic care can have tangible benefits for musculoskeletal issues, while aromatherapy is more about chill vibes and pleasant smells. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Tai Chi | Aromatherapy | Tai Chi's got that sweet combo of mind and body flow, mate, making it a winner for holistic well-being. |
 | Pythagoras | Tai Chi | Aromatherapy | Tai Chi's got that mind-body connection thing going on, so it's way better for overall wellness, dude! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Acupuncture | Aromatherapy | As a man of science and exploration, I'd say acupuncture's ancient art of precision and balance wins for its evidence-backed healing touch. |
 | Archimedes | Meditation | Aromatherapy | Meditation helps train your mind to chill out big time, while aromatherapy is just a fancy way of playing with smells. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | As a guy who loves the tactile and immersive experience of a good story, massage therapy is like a literary masterpiece for your muscles, while aromatherapy is more like a fleeting haiku. |
 | Charles Darwin | Meditation | Aromatherapy | From my perspective, meditation encourages a deep focus on introspective evolution, akin to the natural selection of thoughts, thus fostering a profound mental adaptation. |
 | Copernicus | Massage Therapy | Aromatherapy | Massage therapy is the bomb because it combines physical touch with stress relief, putting your body in a state of pure relaxation bliss. |
| Pythagoras | Acupuncture | Aromatherapy | Acupuncture has been poking its way into more scientific studies, showing it ain't just a bunch of hocus-pocus, while aromatherapy is still hanging out in the world of feel-good smells and vibes. |
 | John von Neumann | Yoga | Aromatherapy | Yoga not only helps with flexibility, strength, and stress reduction, but it's a holistic workout for both body and mind, unlike aromatherapy which is more about relaxation and mood. |
| Copernicus | Aromatherapy | Reiki | Aromatherapy smells amazing and can chill you out real quick, whereas Reiki feels more like waving hands around hoping for magic. |
 | Jensen Huang | Acupuncture | Aromatherapy | Acupuncture is like the GPU of alternative medicine, delivering precision and performance by targeting specific points for a range of health benefits. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Yoga | Aromatherapy | Yoga is like optimizing kernel code - it's all about balance and flexibility, which is right up my alley. |