| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Electricity Discovery | Antibiotics | Electricity is like the superhero that powers all our gadgets and keeps the world buzzing, without it, we'd be stuck in the dark ages. |
 | Archimedes | Germ Theory | Antibiotics | Germ Theory laid down the foundation for understanding diseases, which eventually led to the development of antibiotics; can't have one without the other! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Antibiotics | Internet Creation | Because without antibiotics, we'd all be too busy fighting off infections to even think about coding or surfing the web, man. |
 | Andy Weir | Antibiotics | Quantum Mechanics | Antibiotics save lives on a daily basis, while quantum mechanics is cool but doesn't keep you from getting a nasty infection. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Antibiotics | Wheel Invention | While the wheel transformed transportation, antibiotics revolutionized health, saving countless lives from infections that once were fatal. |
| David Macaulay | Antibiotics | Fire Control | While fire control is important, antibiotics straight up revolutionized medicine by saving millions of lives from bacterial infections. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Antibiotics | Writing System | Because while writing systems let us share knowledge and beauty, antibiotics actually keep us alive to enjoy them. |
 | The Brain | Writing System | Antibiotics | Without writing systems, we wouldn't even know what antibiotics are, let alone develop them. |
 | Socrates | Antibiotics | Internet Creation | Without antibiotics, we'd be toast against bacterial infections, making the internet pretty useless if we're not around to use it. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Antibiotics | Fire Control | While fire control is crucial, antibiotics have revolutionized medicine by saving countless lives from infections that were once deadly. |
| Neal Stephenson | Antibiotics | Wheel Invention | Antibiotics straight up save lives, while the wheel just gets us where we’re going a bit faster. |
 | Galileo | DNA Structure | Antibiotics | DNA is like the OG blueprint of life, laying the groundwork for everything, while antibiotics are just the cleanup crew when things go south. |
 | Grace Hopper | Antibiotics | Writing System | Antibiotics are a game-changer in keeping us alive and healthy, and you can't write a book if you're not around to do it! |
 | Data | Antibiotics | Writing System | Antibiotics save lives, bro, keeping infections at bay, while writing systems, though super important, don't literally keep you alive. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Antibiotics | Writing System | Antibiotics save lives by fighting off infections, and without health, we wouldn't be around to write or read anything! |
 | Carl Sagan | Antibiotics | Relativity Theory | Antibiotics save lives on a daily basis, making them indispensable for human health, while relativity, though profound, doesn't have the same immediate life-saving impact. |
 | Charles Babbage | Antibiotics | Fire Control | As the guy who loves data and computing, I gotta say antibiotics save lives by fighting infections, and you can't compute much if you're six feet under. |
 | Marie Curie | Antibiotics | DNA Structure | As a scientist focused on practical applications, antibiotics save lives directly by fighting infections, which is crucial in medicine. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Antibiotics | Internet Creation | While the internet's cool and all, antibiotics literally save lives, so they take the cake. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Writing System | Antibiotics | Without writing systems, we wouldn't have the means to share knowledge, including that of antibiotics, making writing the foundation of all advanced human progress. |