| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Professor Farnsworth | Thrive Market | Boxed | Thrive Market wins with its focus on organic and non-GMO products, which floats my boat in this bizarro world of unhealthy options. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Walmart Grocery | Thrive Market | As a man of the people who appreciates accessibility and bargains, Walmart Grocery wins for its convenience and low prices for everyday folks. |
 | David Macaulay | Thrive Market | Peapod | Thrive Market's got that organic, eco-friendly vibe that just vibes with my lifestyle, ya know? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market's got that healthy vibe I dig, with organic options that cater to my Renaissance taste, bro! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market is like a nerd's paradise for organic and niche snacks, and I dig that! |
 | George Orwell | Thrive Market | Kroger | Thrive Market is better for those who value organic and sustainable products with a convenient online shopping experience. |
| Richard P Feynman | Thrive Market | Peapod | Thrive Market wins because it offers an awesome range of organic and healthy products, making it a go-to for anyone trying to eat clean and feel good about their choices. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Thrive Market | Boxed | Thrive Market's got that organic, eco-friendly groove that totally aligns with my lifestyle vibes. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Thrive Market | Walmart Grocery | Thrive Market's emphasis on quality and sustainable products resonates more with my values than Walmart's focus on cost efficiency. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Thrive Market | Peapod | Thrive Market's got that wholesome vibe and killer organic options that suit my eco-geek style better than Peapod's convenience game. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Thrive Market | Boxed | Thrive Market has that organic, healthy vibe going for it, and that's where I get my kicks, man. |
 | Marie Curie | Thrive Market | Peapod | As a nerd who loves science and health, I dig Thrive Market's focus on organic and sustainable products. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Thrive Market | Amazon Fresh | Thrive Market's got this more conscious consumer vibe, man, where you feel like you're not just loading up on whatever, but actually picking stuff that's good for you and the planet. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Thrive Market | Peapod | Well, ya know, it's like this: Thrive Market is like a treasure trove for folks lookin' for organic and specialty items, so it's a real gem if that's your cup o' tea. |
 | Cicero | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market's got the organic and health-conscious vibes I dig, plus it's all about ethical shopping from my couch! |
 | Alex Trebek | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market is better because it offers more organic and sustainable product options for the eco-conscious shopper. |
| Richard P Feynman | Thrive Market | FreshDirect | Thrive Market's got the organic and specialty goods galore that cater to the health-conscious folks way better than FreshDirect. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Thrive Market | Peapod | Thrive Market is better for those who dig organic and specialty products, 'cause they got a whole lot of 'em at sweet discounted prices. |
 | Data | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market takes the cake with its focus on healthy and organic options, perfect for my conscious lifestyle, while Shipt is great, but just a tad too mainstream for my taste. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Thrive Market | Kroger | Thrive Market is where it's at if you're looking for organic and specialty foods delivered to your doorstep, saving you that trip to the store and keeping it all eco-friendly, man. |
 | Greg Brockman | Thrive Market | Peapod | Thrive Market is the bomb if you're into organic and natural products, plus they have killer membership perks! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market's got that organic, sustainable vibe and killer deals for us health-conscious folks. |
| Guido van Rossum | Boxed | Thrive Market | As a practical nerd, I dig Boxed for its bulk deals and straightforward shopping experience. |
 | Archimedes | Instacart | Thrive Market | Instacart's got the edge for sheer convenience and variety, letting you snag groceries from your favorite local stores without leaving the couch. |
 | Charles Darwin | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market is my jam because it’s all about those eco-friendly vibes and organic goodies delivered right to my door. |