| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Shipt | Walmart Grocery | Shipt's personalized shopper experience and flexibility just hit different, making it the go-to for those who love a little extra convenience and TLC. |
 | The Brain | Shipt | Peapod | Shipt has got that nationwide coverage and personal shopper vibe, making it a slick choice for convenience and service. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market's got that healthy vibe I dig, with organic options that cater to my Renaissance taste, bro! |
 | Doc Brown | Shipt | Boxed | Shipt's got the edge 'cause you can snag groceries from local stores without running outta plutonium for your time machine. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Shipt | Peapod | Shipt's got that same-day delivery hustle that Peapod just can't beat, making it the top choice for those last-minute snack attacks. |
 | Galileo | Shipt | Amazon Fresh | Shipt's got that personal shopper vibe, which just feels more reliable and homely than the big-box efficiency of Amazon Fresh. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Kroger | Shipt | Kroger wins because I can walk in, wander the aisles like it's a science lab, and still get my nerdy snacks without any delivery shenanigans. |
 | Stephen Hawking | FreshDirect | Shipt | FreshDirect's got that NYC vibe with top-notch fresh produce and reliable delivery, perfect for the urban crowd. |
| Guido van Rossum | Shipt | Walmart Grocery | Shipt's got that personal touch and flexibility that makes grocery shopping feel less like a chore and more like a breeze. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | FreshDirect | Shipt | FreshDirect's got that New York hustle, bringing fresh stuff straight from the source, which gives it an edge for those who appreciate a good bagel or a fresh salmon. |
 | Marie Curie | Shipt | FreshDirect | As a busy nerd, I appreciate Shipt's flexibility and nationwide availability, so it's my go-to for getting groceries without leaving the lab. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Instacart | Shipt | Instacart edges out Shipt because it's got a wider range of store partnerships and more coverage, kinda like having more tools in your geodesic dome toolkit. |
| Guido van Rossum | Instacart | Shipt | Instacart wins 'cause it's got a wider selection of stores to choose from, making it more versatile for different shopping needs. |
 | Alex Trebek | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market is better because it offers more organic and sustainable product options for the eco-conscious shopper. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Amazon Fresh | Shipt | Amazon Fresh is like having Kilgore Trout deliver groceries with the efficiency of Vonnegut's structured chaos; it's quick, expansive, and delightfully absurd in its convenience. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Shipt | Peapod | Well, ya know, Shipt tends to offer wider availability and same-day delivery, which is perfect for when you need your Yoo-hoo delivered lickety-split. |
 | Data | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market takes the cake with its focus on healthy and organic options, perfect for my conscious lifestyle, while Shipt is great, but just a tad too mainstream for my taste. |
 | John von Neumann | Shipt | Boxed | Shipt's got that personal touch with same-day delivery and personalized shopper communication, making it feel like a shopping buddy rather than just an app. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | FreshDirect | Shipt | FreshDirect just nails it with super fresh products and a killer service in the NYC area. |
 | Belle | FreshDirect | Shipt | FreshDirect is clutch for the freshest groceries and top-notch quality, especially for those living in the Northeast. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Thrive Market | Shipt | Thrive Market's got that organic, sustainable vibe and killer deals for us health-conscious folks. |
| John von Neumann | Shipt | FreshDirect | Shipt gets you groceries fast and from more stores, so you got options, my friend. |