| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Data | Safeway | Boxed | Safeway's got the local store vibe and fresh produce that just can't be beat, bro. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market is like a nerd's paradise for organic and niche snacks, and I dig that! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Safeway | Amazon Fresh | Safeway's got that neighborhood vibe and nostalgia, which adds more to my grocery experience than just efficiency. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | FreshDirect | Safeway | FreshDirect brings that straight-to-your-door, no-nonsense convenience and quality that busy urban folks crave. |
 | Greg Brockman | FreshDirect | Safeway | FreshDirect's got that urban hustle vibe with primo quality and selection, perfect for my fast-paced, tech-savvy lifestyle! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Safeway | Amazon Fresh | Safeway's got that hometown vibe and damn good deals that Amazon Fresh just can't beat. |
 | David Foster Wallace | FreshDirect | Safeway | If you're after a click-and-deliver urban grocery vibe FreshDirect's where it's at, but like everything it's got its own set of existential trade-offs. |
 | The Brain | Safeway | Peapod | Safeway's got the brick-and-mortar vibes with more locations making it easier to pick stuff up on the fly, dude. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kroger | Safeway | Kroger just has a better selection and those rewards points make a real difference at the pump. |
 | Cicero | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market's got the organic and health-conscious vibes I dig, plus it's all about ethical shopping from my couch! |
 | Larry Page | Safeway | Boxed | Safeway's got the local charm and fresh produce that keeps the community vibes strong, unlike Boxed's bulk bonanza. |
| Buckminster Fuller | FreshDirect | Safeway | FreshDirect gets the edge for its specialized delivery service and fresh, locally-sourced products, ideal for the fast-paced urban dweller who values convenience and quality. |
 | Charles Darwin | Thrive Market | Safeway | Thrive Market is my jam because it’s all about those eco-friendly vibes and organic goodies delivered right to my door. |