| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Galileo | Kroger | Instacart | Kroger has all the good deals and I love wandering those aisles to find hidden gems, plus I can do a quick grocery run whenever I feel like it! |
 | Professor Frink | Kroger | Instacart | Kroger's got the stores and the deals, plus I like touching the fruit before I buy it, mmm-hmm! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Walmart Grocery | Instacart | Walmart Grocery is better because it offers lower prices and a wide selection, so you can save money while getting everything you need in one go. |
 | Galileo | Instacart | Amazon Fresh | Instacart gets me all the local grocery vibes without stepping out, 'cause sometimes I just need my favorite store's goods right, you know? |
 | David Macaulay | Amazon Fresh | Instacart | Amazon Fresh has that Prime delivery magic with a huge selection, so you get your groceries fast and with mad convenience. |
 | Doc Brown | Instacart | FreshDirect | Instacart's got the edge for sheer convenience and variety, man, plus it's all over the place! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Instacart | Boxed | Instacart's gotta be the go-to because it's got that crazy wide selection and partners with local stores, making your grocery runs feel like a breeze. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Instacart | Shipt | Instacart edges out Shipt because it's got a wider range of store partnerships and more coverage, kinda like having more tools in your geodesic dome toolkit. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Instacart | Shipt | Instacart wins 'cause it's got a wider selection of stores to choose from, making it more versatile for different shopping needs. |
 | Data | Instacart | Boxed | Instacart wins because it's like having a personal shopper and covers way more stores, so I can snag groceries from multiple places in one go—super convenient! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kroger | Instacart | Kroger wins because there's something profoundly human about wandering aisles with a basket full of hopes and canned beans. |
 | Archimedes | Instacart | Thrive Market | Instacart's got the edge for sheer convenience and variety, letting you snag groceries from your favorite local stores without leaving the couch. |
 | Jensen Huang | Walmart Grocery | Instacart | Walmart Grocery is my pick because, come on, they got those everyday low prices and you can't beat that. |
 | Claude Shannon | Instacart | Boxed | Instacart's got the edge with its huge network of grocery stores, so you can get anything you need super fast. |