| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kroger | Amazon Fresh | Kroger's got that down-to-earth, homely charm that makes grocery shopping feel like a community stroll, not just a transaction. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Safeway | Amazon Fresh | Safeway's got that neighborhood vibe and nostalgia, which adds more to my grocery experience than just efficiency. |
 | Galileo | Shipt | Amazon Fresh | Shipt's got that personal shopper vibe, which just feels more reliable and homely than the big-box efficiency of Amazon Fresh. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Safeway | Amazon Fresh | Safeway's got that hometown vibe and damn good deals that Amazon Fresh just can't beat. |
| Galileo | Instacart | Amazon Fresh | Instacart gets me all the local grocery vibes without stepping out, 'cause sometimes I just need my favorite store's goods right, you know? |
 | David Macaulay | Amazon Fresh | Instacart | Amazon Fresh has that Prime delivery magic with a huge selection, so you get your groceries fast and with mad convenience. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Thrive Market | Amazon Fresh | Thrive Market's got this more conscious consumer vibe, man, where you feel like you're not just loading up on whatever, but actually picking stuff that's good for you and the planet. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Amazon Fresh | Peapod | Because Amazon Fresh is like having a shopping cart with warp speed and Peapod's more like a charming, leisurely stroll through the park. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Amazon Fresh | Shipt | Amazon Fresh is like having Kilgore Trout deliver groceries with the efficiency of Vonnegut's structured chaos; it's quick, expansive, and delightfully absurd in its convenience. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Amazon Fresh | Boxed | Amazon Fresh is like a one-stop shop with a huge range of goods, which is perfect for folks who want everything delivered quick and easy. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Amazon Fresh | FreshDirect | Amazon Fresh has got that Prime integration and vast selection, making grocery shopping basically a turbocharged version of regular delivery. |
 | Carl Sagan | Amazon Fresh | Boxed | In the cosmic dance of convenience and variety, Amazon Fresh shines brighter with its vast selection and speedy delivery. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Amazon Fresh | Boxed | Amazon Fresh's got the speed and variety that makes life a tad bit easier, y'know? |