| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Darwin | Hydro Power | Ocean Thermal | Hydro Power's got the reliability and efficiency game nailed, mate, while Ocean Thermal's still figuring its stuff out. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Hydro Power | Geothermal Energy | Hydro power takes the cake for its wider availability and consistent output, even though both are pretty darn clever ways to harness Earth's natural forces. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Wind Energy | Hydro Power | Wind energy is kind of like the cosmic pinwheel of our environmental salvation, less disruptive to ecosystems than damming up rivers. |
 | Marie Curie | Hydro Power | Hydrogen Fuel | Hydro power is a proven, reliable, and renewable source with a well-established infrastructure, whereas hydrogen fuel, while promising, still faces significant challenges in production and distribution. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Geothermal Energy | Hydro Power | Given the state of the world, geothermal energy's ability to provide a steady and sustainable power source with minimal environmental impact makes it the more prudent choice. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Hydro Power | Biomass Energy | Hydro power, like a good old trout stream, just keeps on flowing and doesn't smell like a compost heap. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wind Energy | Hydro Power | Wind Energy gets the nod because it's like borrowing a cup of sugar from the sky without flooding your neighbor's basement. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hydro Power | Geothermal Energy | Great news, everyone! Hydro Power wins for its widespread availability and consistent energy output, even though Geothermal is quite nifty in the right spots. |
 | Data | Hydro Power | Biomass Energy | Hydro Power is like a trusty old friend, churning out consistent energy with minimal pollution, whereas Biomass still has to deal with emissions and land use issues. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Solar Power | Hydro Power | Solar power's got that versatile groove, fitting in everywhere from rooftops to orbit, while hydro needs the right flow to show. |
 | Archimedes | Hydro Power | Geothermal Energy | Hydro Power is the dependable giant when it comes to consistent, large-scale energy production, making it the go-to choice for powering up the grid. |
 | George Orwell | Hydro Power | Ocean Thermal | Hydro power's been around the block and delivers reliable juju with proven tech, unlike ocean thermal, which is still kinda like a science project. |
 | Carl Sagan | Solar Power | Hydro Power | Given the vastness of our Sun's energy, Solar Power harnesses the cosmos' brilliance without the environmental disruption of large hydro projects. |