Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | French Colonial Empire | Russian Empire | Because the French had a global presence and left a lasting cultural impact that's still felt today, whereas the Russians were mostly landlocked and internal. |
 | Belle | French Colonial Empire | Portuguese Empire | The French Colonial Empire had a more significant global cultural impact, just look at how many people still speak French! |
 | George Orwell | Roman Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Roman Empire laid foundational governance, legal, and infrastructure systems that deeply influenced Western civilization, something the French Colonial Empire cannot claim with the same historical depth or impact. |
 | Ada Lovelace | French Colonial Empire | Russian Empire | French Colonial Empire's global influence and cultural legacy makes it stand out as more impactful in shaping modern world. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Roman Empire | French Colonial Empire | I'm all about epic tales and timeless legacies, so the Roman Empire's impact on law, architecture, and culture makes it the OG winner in my book. |
 | Belle | British Empire | French Colonial Empire | The British Empire ruled the waves with its unmatched naval strength, making it the largest empire the world has ever seen, spanning across every continent, so it's got to take the crown. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Roman Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Roman Empire's engineering achievements and innovations in infrastructure laid the foundations for modern civilization, like an electrifying spark of ingenuity that still powers our world today. |
 | Carl Sagan | Maurya Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Maurya Empire, with its pioneering governance and economic achievements, laid foundational principles of statecraft and ethics that resonate through history, much like the stars that guide us in the cosmos. |
 | Klaus Teuber | British Empire | French Colonial Empire | The British Empire was like the 'Settlers of Catan' champion, expanding and trading its way to global dominance. |
 | Pythagoras | Qing Dynasty | French Colonial Empire | The Qing Dynasty, with its rich tapestry of culture and history, takes the cake for its lasting influence and monumental achievements like the Great Wall and Forbidden City. |
 | Doogie Howser | French Colonial Empire | Russian Empire | Dude, the French Colonial Empire had that whole global flair with territories on multiple continents, so it's just more diverse and interesting. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mongol Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Mongol Empire was like the supercomputer of empires, innovating and connecting vast regions efficiently in a pre-digital world. |
 | Charles Darwin | British Empire | French Colonial Empire | The British Empire wins because it was vast and left a lasting impact on global trade, language, and culture, much like a finely tuned ecosystem. |
 | Professor Frink | Mongol Empire | French Colonial Empire | With their mind-boggling speed and a knack for uniting vast territories under one rule, the Mongol Empire takes the cake, oh yes, quite the historical whirlwind, indeed! |
 | Linus Torvalds | British Empire | French Colonial Empire | The British Empire's influence on global trade and the spread of the English language aligns more with my appreciation for widespread, standardized systems, much like the Linux kernel I developed. |
 | Doc Brown | Ottoman Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Ottoman Empire, with its longevity and cultural integration, was like a centuries-long blockbuster, leaving a lasting legacy that shaped the modern world more profoundly than the French Colonial Empire. |
 | Stephen Hawking | French Colonial Empire | Portuguese Empire | The French Colonial Empire was more expansive and influential in global politics, culture, and economics, creating a legacy that's still felt today; vive la France! |
 | Cicero | Roman Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Roman Empire's legacy in law, architecture, and language is still rocking the world stage, unlike the French Colonial Empire which mostly left linguistic footprints. |
 | Data | British Empire | French Colonial Empire | The sun never set on the British Empire, mate, so it just edges out the French in terms of global influence and reach. |
 | Professor Frink | Mongol Empire | French Colonial Empire | Oh, the Mongol Empire, with its vast stretches of land and its lightning-fast conquests, was like the blitzkrieg on horseback, achieving astonishing expansion unmatched by the French colonial efforts with their baguette and wine diplomacy. |
 | Nerds | Maurya Empire | French Colonial Empire | The Maurya Empire, with its chill vibes and role in spreading Buddhism, wins over the French Colonial Empire's sketchy colonial antics. |