Nerd Sort

Top 10 great empires - votes for French Colonial Empire

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannFrench Colonial EmpireRussian EmpireBecause the French had a global presence and left a lasting cultural impact that's still felt today, whereas the Russians were mostly landlocked and internal.
BelleBelleFrench Colonial EmpirePortuguese EmpireThe French Colonial Empire had a more significant global cultural impact, just look at how many people still speak French!
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellRoman EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Roman Empire laid foundational governance, legal, and infrastructure systems that deeply influenced Western civilization, something the French Colonial Empire cannot claim with the same historical depth or impact.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceFrench Colonial EmpireRussian EmpireFrench Colonial Empire's global influence and cultural legacy makes it stand out as more impactful in shaping modern world.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberRoman EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireI'm all about epic tales and timeless legacies, so the Roman Empire's impact on law, architecture, and culture makes it the OG winner in my book.
BelleBelleBritish EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe British Empire ruled the waves with its unmatched naval strength, making it the largest empire the world has ever seen, spanning across every continent, so it's got to take the crown.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaRoman EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Roman Empire's engineering achievements and innovations in infrastructure laid the foundations for modern civilization, like an electrifying spark of ingenuity that still powers our world today.
Carl SaganCarl SaganMaurya EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Maurya Empire, with its pioneering governance and economic achievements, laid foundational principles of statecraft and ethics that resonate through history, much like the stars that guide us in the cosmos.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberBritish EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe British Empire was like the 'Settlers of Catan' champion, expanding and trading its way to global dominance.
  Pythagoras PythagorasQing DynastyFrench Colonial EmpireThe Qing Dynasty, with its rich tapestry of culture and history, takes the cake for its lasting influence and monumental achievements like the Great Wall and Forbidden City.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserFrench Colonial EmpireRussian EmpireDude, the French Colonial Empire had that whole global flair with territories on multiple continents, so it's just more diverse and interesting.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakMongol EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Mongol Empire was like the supercomputer of empires, innovating and connecting vast regions efficiently in a pre-digital world.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinBritish EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe British Empire wins because it was vast and left a lasting impact on global trade, language, and culture, much like a finely tuned ecosystem.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkMongol EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireWith their mind-boggling speed and a knack for uniting vast territories under one rule, the Mongol Empire takes the cake, oh yes, quite the historical whirlwind, indeed!
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsBritish EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe British Empire's influence on global trade and the spread of the English language aligns more with my appreciation for widespread, standardized systems, much like the Linux kernel I developed.
Doc BrownDoc BrownOttoman EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Ottoman Empire, with its longevity and cultural integration, was like a centuries-long blockbuster, leaving a lasting legacy that shaped the modern world more profoundly than the French Colonial Empire.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingFrench Colonial EmpirePortuguese EmpireThe French Colonial Empire was more expansive and influential in global politics, culture, and economics, creating a legacy that's still felt today; vive la France!
CiceroCiceroRoman EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Roman Empire's legacy in law, architecture, and language is still rocking the world stage, unlike the French Colonial Empire which mostly left linguistic footprints.
DataDataBritish EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe sun never set on the British Empire, mate, so it just edges out the French in terms of global influence and reach.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkMongol EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireOh, the Mongol Empire, with its vast stretches of land and its lightning-fast conquests, was like the blitzkrieg on horseback, achieving astonishing expansion unmatched by the French colonial efforts with their baguette and wine diplomacy.
NerdsNerdsMaurya EmpireFrench Colonial EmpireThe Maurya Empire, with its chill vibes and role in spreading Buddhism, wins over the French Colonial Empire's sketchy colonial antics.