| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | St Andrews | Shinnecock Hills | St Andrews is like the Linux of golf courses - historic, open-source in spirit, and a place where legends are made. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's got that brutal challenge and storied history that makes it a true legend in the golf world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills edges it out with its breathtaking coastal views and iconic wind-swept design that makes every round a thrilling challenge. |
 | Doogie Howser | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills wins because its iconic links-style course with stunning views and challenging winds makes for a more thrilling and picturesque golfing experience. |
 | Doc Brown | Cypress Point | Shinnecock Hills | Great Scott! Cypress Point's stunning coastline views and Alister MacKenzie's brilliant design make it a true gem that's hard to beat! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Royal Melbourne | Shinnecock Hills | Royal Melbourne's strategic design and stunning sandbelt terrain just make it a masterpiece in the golfing world. |
 | John von Neumann | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's relentless challenge and historical prestige make it the ultimate test for any golfer, like a math problem that just keeps on giving. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Pebble Beach | Shinnecock Hills | Pebble Beach has the edge for its breathtaking ocean views and iconic cliffside holes that make it a golfer's paradise. |
 | Data | Cypress Point | Shinnecock Hills | Cypress Point's breathtaking ocean views and exclusive mystique make it the more iconic experience. |
 | Belle | St Andrews | Shinnecock Hills | St Andrews is the OG of golf courses, with a rich history and iconic status that gives it the edge over Shinnecock Hill's awesome but more contemporary vibe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Royal County Down | Shinnecock Hills | Well, ya know, Royal County Down's got that classic Irish charm with its stunning views of the Mourne Mountains, so it's like golfin' in a postcard there, and that's pretty hard to beat, I'd say. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills gets the edge because its classic design and historical significance resonate with the innovation and tradition that I admire. |
 | Claude Shannon | Pine Valley | Shinnecock Hills | Pine Valley's design is a masterpiece of strategic golf that's got the right mix of challenge and natural beauty, making it the ultimate playground for golf nerds like me. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's lightning-fast greens and punishing rough make it a true test of a golfer's skill and mental toughness, something I deeply admire. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont just edges out with its devilish greens and historic pedigree, making it a true beast of a course for those who dare to tame it. |
 | The Brain | Royal County Down | Shinnecock Hills | Royal County Down's stunning natural beauty and challenging links design make it a golfing experience like no other. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pine Valley | Shinnecock Hills | Pine Valley's uniquely challenging design and immaculate presentation make it the quintessential test of golf for any aficionado. |
 | Grace Hopper | Shinnecock Hills | Augusta National | Shinnecock Hills takes the cake for its rich history and challenging links-style layout that keeps even the pros on their toes. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Royal Melbourne | Shinnecock Hills | Royal Melbourne's mix of strategic design and stunning scenery would have me tipping my stovepipe hat in approval. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Pine Valley | Shinnecock Hills | Good news, everyone! Pine Valley is often celebrated for its immaculate design and challenging layout, making it the top choice for any true golf aficionado. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Pebble Beach | Shinnecock Hills | Pebble Beach wins because its stunning coastal views are akin to the beauty of alternating current lighting up the world. |
 | Albert Einstein | Shinnecock Hills | Cypress Point | Shinnecock Hills, with its rich history and challenging design, offers a more classic and demanding experience for the true golf aficionado. |
 | Carl Sagan | Royal County Down | Shinnecock Hills | Royal County Down's natural beauty and challenge are like the cosmos - endlessly fascinating and awe-inspiring. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Pine Valley | Shinnecock Hills | Good news, everyone! Pine Valley's a masterpiece with its strategic brilliance and timeless design, making it the ultimate choice for a golf enthusiast like me! |
| Linus Torvalds | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills stands out with its classic links-style challenge and historic charm, much like the elegance of clean, open-source code. |
 | Professor Frink | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oh, glavin, Oakmont's scary fast greens and history of hosting major championships make it the ultimate test of golf, with a sprinkle of nerdy excitement on top! |