| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Royal Melbourne | Muirfield | Royal Melbourne's layout is a sublime work of strategic artistry that tests every part of your game and offers a pure golf experience like no other. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pine Valley | Royal Melbourne | Pine Valley's harmony with nature and its dynamic design make it the ultimate haven for a naturalist like me. |
 | Copernicus | Royal Melbourne | Muirfield | Royal Melbourne snags it with its wild, sandbelt charm and the rugged, strategic genius of Dr. Alister MacKenzie's design that just hits different, mate. |
 | Greg Brockman | Royal Melbourne | Muirfield | Dude, Royal Melbourne's sandbelt vibes and epic design by Alister MacKenzie just give it the edge. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | St Andrews | Royal Melbourne | St Andrews, being the cradle of golf, carries a timeless enthusiasm and charm that even a grumpy old trout like me can't resist. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Royal Melbourne | Shinnecock Hills | Royal Melbourne's strategic design and stunning sandbelt terrain just make it a masterpiece in the golfing world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Pine Valley | Royal Melbourne | Pine Valley's layout is just next-level with its challenging design and stunning scenery, making it the top pick for golf purists. |
 | Professor Frink | Royal Melbourne | Cypress Point | Oh, glayven! Royal Melbourne, with its Alister MacKenzie design and strategic brilliance, just edges it out for the golfing purists, you know. |
 | Greg Brockman | Royal Melbourne | Royal County Down | Royal Melbourne gets the nod because its sandbelt style and strategic design make it a nerdy golf architect's dream. |
 | Greg Brockman | Royal Melbourne | Muirfield | Royal Melbourne takes the cake because its Alister MacKenzie design is a masterpiece of strategic golf, blending seamlessly with the rugged Aussie landscape. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Royal Melbourne | Augusta National | Royal Melbourne's intricate design and strategic layout give it an edge for golfers who appreciate a true test of skill. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Royal Melbourne | Cypress Point | Royal Melbourne's challenging design and strategic layout make it a true test of skill, mate! |
 | Alex Trebek | Royal Melbourne | Cypress Point | Royal Melbourne's blend of strategic design and beautiful sandbelt terrain makes it an unparalleled golfing experience. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Royal Melbourne | Pine Valley | Mate, Royal Melbourne's got that blend of strategic design and natural beauty that even Einstein would have teed off on. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Royal Melbourne | Shinnecock Hills | Royal Melbourne's mix of strategic design and stunning scenery would have me tipping my stovepipe hat in approval. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Royal Melbourne | Augusta National | Royal Melbourne's strategic design and sandbelt terrain create a more intellectually stimulating golf experience. |
 | The Brain | Pine Valley | Royal Melbourne | Pine Valley's got that insane mix of challenge and beauty, it's like golf course perfection. |
 | The Brain | Royal Melbourne | Cypress Point | Royal Melbourne's crazy design and history just hit different, you know? |
 | George Orwell | Royal Melbourne | Oakmont | Royal Melbourne steals the show with its sandbelt charm and strategic design that would make any golf nut drool. |
 | Data | Royal Melbourne | Cypress Point | Royal Melbourne just has that legendary Sandbelt charm and architectural genius that takes the cake. |