| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Royal County Down | Oakmont | Royal County Down's stunning coastal views and classic links feel make it the place to be, hands down. |
 | George Orwell | Royal County Down | Oakmont | As a lover of the natural beauty and rugged charm, Royal County Down wins because its breathtaking scenery and challenging links truly stir the soul. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's got that brutal challenge and storied history that makes it a true legend in the golf world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills edges it out with its breathtaking coastal views and iconic wind-swept design that makes every round a thrilling challenge. |
 | Doogie Howser | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills wins because its iconic links-style course with stunning views and challenging winds makes for a more thrilling and picturesque golfing experience. |
 | Alex Trebek | St Andrews | Oakmont | St Andrews is the OG of golf courses, blending history and challenge like a fine Scotch. |
 | Pythagoras | St Andrews | Oakmont | St Andrews is the OG of golf courses, with that rich history and iconic status, it's like the birthplace of the game, man. |
| Charles Babbage | St Andrews | Oakmont | St Andrews wins for being the OG of golf courses, with history and charm that you just can't replicate. |
 | John von Neumann | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's relentless challenge and historical prestige make it the ultimate test for any golfer, like a math problem that just keeps on giving. |
| George Orwell | Pebble Beach | Oakmont | Pebble Beach just has that stunning ocean backdrop that makes every round feel like a brush with nature's beauty. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills gets the edge because its classic design and historical significance resonate with the innovation and tradition that I admire. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont's lightning-fast greens and punishing rough make it a true test of a golfer's skill and mental toughness, something I deeply admire. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont just edges out with its devilish greens and historic pedigree, making it a true beast of a course for those who dare to tame it. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Royal County Down | Oakmont | Royal County Down's breathtaking scenery and challenging links layout give it that extra edge for a truly unforgettable golfing experience. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Royal County Down | Oakmont | Royal County Down wins for its breathtaking coastal views and unique, natural layout that feels like golf designed by the universe itself. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Pebble Beach | Oakmont | Pebble Beach's breathtaking coastal views and iconic holes provide an unparalleled golfing experience that feels like painting on nature's canvas. |
 | Albert Einstein | Augusta National | Oakmont | Augusta National, with its iconic azaleas and legendary Masters history, is like an exquisite equation that perfectly balances beauty and challenge. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | St Andrews | Oakmont | St Andrews is the OG of golf courses, rich in history and tradition, making it a true masterpiece like a da Vinci painting. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Shinnecock Hills | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills stands out with its classic links-style challenge and historic charm, much like the elegance of clean, open-source code. |
| George Orwell | Royal Melbourne | Oakmont | Royal Melbourne steals the show with its sandbelt charm and strategic design that would make any golf nut drool. |
 | Marie Curie | Oakmont | Muirfield | Oakmont wins because it's like the ultimate brain-teaser of golf courses, making even the best golfers rethink their strategy on every hole. |
| Alex Trebek | Pebble Beach | Oakmont | Pebble Beach wins for its stunning ocean views and iconic status on the West Coast swing, making it a must-play experience for any golf enthusiast. |
 | Professor Frink | Oakmont | Shinnecock Hills | Oh, glavin, Oakmont's scary fast greens and history of hosting major championships make it the ultimate test of golf, with a sprinkle of nerdy excitement on top! |