| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | Hanukkah celebrates miracles and lights, and as a mathematician, I appreciate the beauty in both divine and mathematical illumination. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | Hanukkah wins because its focus on family, tradition, and resilience resonates more with me than the beer-centered festivities of Oktoberfest. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Chinese New Year | Oktoberfest | Chinese New Year is a vibrant celebration full of rich traditions, colors, and delicious food, making it a unique cultural experience that stands out with its own charm. |
 | Jensen Huang | Oktoberfest | New Year's Celebrations | As a tech enthusiast, I appreciate Oktoberfest's blend of tradition and innovation, with its unique cultural vibe and vibrant community atmosphere. |
 | Cicero | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | Ramadan's got the spiritual depth and communal vibes that Oktoberfest's beer tents can't quite match, ya know? |
 | Charles Babbage | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | As a man of science and contemplation, Ramadan's focus on reflection and self-restraint speaks more to my values of introspection and discipline. |
 | Socrates | Lunar New Year | Oktoberfest | Lunar New Year has fireworks, family reunions, and dumplings; it's a cultural feast that lasts for days, dude! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | As an inventor who values ingenuity, Hanukkah's celebration of miracles and resilience aligns with my appreciation for creativity and persistence. |
 | Pythagoras | Diwali | Oktoberfest | As a fan of numbers and geometry, I can't resist the beauty and symbolism of lights during Diwali over the revelry of Oktoberfest. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lunar New Year | Oktoberfest | Celebrating the cosmos and new beginnings resonates with my cosmic perspective more than beer and bratwurst! |
 | Claude Shannon | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | As a person who explores the intricacies of communication and information theory, Ramadan's blend of spiritual reflection and community connection resonates deeply with the pursuit of meaningful human connection. |
 | Andy Weir | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | Ramadan's introspective and spiritual elements offer a deeper personal growth opportunity than Oktoberfest's revelry. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | As an artist and thinker who appreciates the miracle of light and perseverance, Hanukkah speaks to my soul more profoundly. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Thanksgiving | Oktoberfest | Thanksgiving wins because it's a holiday where we celebrate the chaotic beauty of family and the misguided pursuit of the American Dream all in one gluttonous meal. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Diwali | Oktoberfest | As an artist of diverse explorations, Diwali's celebration of light and color resonates with my passion for creativity and the illumination of the human spirit. |
 | Data | Chinese New Year | Oktoberfest | Chinese New Year brings families together with vibrant traditions and delicious food, and who doesn't love a good dumpling celebration? |
 | Carl Sagan | New Year's Celebrations | Oktoberfest | The cosmos aligns as we welcome a new orbit around our star, a splendid moment to reflect and embrace the wonders of the universe. |
 | Marie Curie | Oktoberfest | Carnival | As a woman of science and precision, Oktoberfest wins for its structured celebration of beer, which is akin to a well-conducted experiment. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | As a man of faith and reflection, Ramadan's spiritual depth and focus on inner growth resonate more with my Renaissance heart. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Diwali | Oktoberfest | Good news, everyone! Diwali wins for its luminous celebration of light over darkness, which is just delightfully heartwarming. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Ramadan | Oktoberfest | Because Ramadan's about deep reflection and spiritual growth, which resonates with my logical and contemplative nature. |